Just Another Series Of Things That Piss Me Off
Hello.
Y'all know me, still the same old PISSED OFF MOTHERFUCKER!
That FUCKIN' My Space SHITE! What the hell is the deal with all the people on that? What the fuck is the Glasgow youth comin' to man? When the hell could you pull off looking and acting like a fanny in Glasgow? All these Cats who do all this crazy shit that doesn't make sense and look like they're trying to look homeless when actual fact they is all taking a shit load of care to make sure they look "totally awesome" and then they class themself as some fucked up fuckin' genre and have the right to tell people what the fuck is cool? What the fuck happened when I was away for 6 weeks?
This whole stupid concept of the whole "retro" shit. When in reality, everybody just looks Straight Outta Topman. A crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube. That stupid fuckin' posing for the camera and pretend you're not aware of the camera being there. Even though they're HOLDING THE FUCKIN' THING! GET A FUCKIN' GRIP!
And what's with the dumb-ass art shit all over the joint? I mean, i'll give to some of them it looks fuckin' mad sometimes but half the time I just really wanna get these people and remove their fuckin' heart via their ass. I read one the other day that said something about "that trend went out years ago so that's not cool anymore". Oh man I wish I coulda replied. But mine got banned.
Talkin' all this jive about individuality when they ALL LOOK THE SAME and all follow the same fuckin' thing. I swear to God I can't tell one from the other. Know why? Because they all have the same fuckin' attitude and personality. And what's worse man, check this shit. They look down on people who don't pose on purpose. Or people who don't wear a tie with a fuckin' t-shirt. I mean, Me, Fisher n' Danny pose all the time. But merely takin' the piss and tryin' to look like idiots.
Oh. Hehehe. I gots a fuckin' rants for ya. The misuse, get this shit right. People who KNOW ME... will understand this shit. You ready, the misuse of the word "funky"...
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!
For example, MY SPACE PUNKS, sayin' shit looks "funky"? These Libertines fans and these fuckin' retro hobo fucks. These fuckin' Topman fans and the goddamn emo kids. These people have absolutly NO concept of the word "Funk" or anything related to funk.
Let me get this straight. You bastards are allowed to say "oh that t-shirt is funky" but you hate funky music? Or hold on, you hear a fuckin' song by Razorlight or some shit and say "that's a funky song". Apart from Pete Docherty and Cliff Richard, Razorlight are the most un-funkiest fuckin' band i've ever know. Steps gave a better name to funk than they did.
Apparently everybody want's to be funky these days but nobody knows what funky means... obviously. These people on My Space who go on for ages with this "I <3 blah blah fuckin' blah" and list about 300 bands that they like. Notice the fact they try and make it bands that nobody knows of. Know why, it shows individuality. Obviously.
Funk is a word constantly used as loosly as the words love or hate.
I'll give you all a little lesson here, NOBODY, is allowed to use the term funk in anyway unless you have been aquainted with Parliment Funkadelic. These fucks MADE funk exist, therefore, inventing it. That whole era: Sly & The Family Stone, Kool & The Gang, P-Funk, Bootsy Collins, Temptations (in their prime), Ohio Players and the only fuckin' band that keep funk alive in this generation the Red Hot Chili Peppers. But none of you like the Red Hot Chili Peppers... but you use the word funk... but you don't like the Chilis, any of you... but you call stuff funky... but WHAT THE FUCK! UNLESS... you respect and understand the concept of the Funkateers in questions music then you have absolutly no right to call shit funky or judge what you think is funky. Topman is not funky. The Office is not funky. H&M is not funky. Cult used to be moderately quality, but now it's goin' down the shitter. And anywhere else all you fucks like your shit.
Basically just stick to your "kids in the riot" and "i love Pete" shite. Except Clark I believe that you are genuine and not following a dumb ass trnd because I know you better than that.
Get a god damn grip of yourselves.
Y'all know me, still the same old PISSED OFF MOTHERFUCKER!
That FUCKIN' My Space SHITE! What the hell is the deal with all the people on that? What the fuck is the Glasgow youth comin' to man? When the hell could you pull off looking and acting like a fanny in Glasgow? All these Cats who do all this crazy shit that doesn't make sense and look like they're trying to look homeless when actual fact they is all taking a shit load of care to make sure they look "totally awesome" and then they class themself as some fucked up fuckin' genre and have the right to tell people what the fuck is cool? What the fuck happened when I was away for 6 weeks?
This whole stupid concept of the whole "retro" shit. When in reality, everybody just looks Straight Outta Topman. A crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube. That stupid fuckin' posing for the camera and pretend you're not aware of the camera being there. Even though they're HOLDING THE FUCKIN' THING! GET A FUCKIN' GRIP!
And what's with the dumb-ass art shit all over the joint? I mean, i'll give to some of them it looks fuckin' mad sometimes but half the time I just really wanna get these people and remove their fuckin' heart via their ass. I read one the other day that said something about "that trend went out years ago so that's not cool anymore". Oh man I wish I coulda replied. But mine got banned.
Talkin' all this jive about individuality when they ALL LOOK THE SAME and all follow the same fuckin' thing. I swear to God I can't tell one from the other. Know why? Because they all have the same fuckin' attitude and personality. And what's worse man, check this shit. They look down on people who don't pose on purpose. Or people who don't wear a tie with a fuckin' t-shirt. I mean, Me, Fisher n' Danny pose all the time. But merely takin' the piss and tryin' to look like idiots.
Oh. Hehehe. I gots a fuckin' rants for ya. The misuse, get this shit right. People who KNOW ME... will understand this shit. You ready, the misuse of the word "funky"...
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!
For example, MY SPACE PUNKS, sayin' shit looks "funky"? These Libertines fans and these fuckin' retro hobo fucks. These fuckin' Topman fans and the goddamn emo kids. These people have absolutly NO concept of the word "Funk" or anything related to funk.
Let me get this straight. You bastards are allowed to say "oh that t-shirt is funky" but you hate funky music? Or hold on, you hear a fuckin' song by Razorlight or some shit and say "that's a funky song". Apart from Pete Docherty and Cliff Richard, Razorlight are the most un-funkiest fuckin' band i've ever know. Steps gave a better name to funk than they did.
Apparently everybody want's to be funky these days but nobody knows what funky means... obviously. These people on My Space who go on for ages with this "I <3 blah blah fuckin' blah" and list about 300 bands that they like. Notice the fact they try and make it bands that nobody knows of. Know why, it shows individuality. Obviously.
Funk is a word constantly used as loosly as the words love or hate.
I'll give you all a little lesson here, NOBODY, is allowed to use the term funk in anyway unless you have been aquainted with Parliment Funkadelic. These fucks MADE funk exist, therefore, inventing it. That whole era: Sly & The Family Stone, Kool & The Gang, P-Funk, Bootsy Collins, Temptations (in their prime), Ohio Players and the only fuckin' band that keep funk alive in this generation the Red Hot Chili Peppers. But none of you like the Red Hot Chili Peppers... but you use the word funk... but you don't like the Chilis, any of you... but you call stuff funky... but WHAT THE FUCK! UNLESS... you respect and understand the concept of the Funkateers in questions music then you have absolutly no right to call shit funky or judge what you think is funky. Topman is not funky. The Office is not funky. H&M is not funky. Cult used to be moderately quality, but now it's goin' down the shitter. And anywhere else all you fucks like your shit.
Basically just stick to your "kids in the riot" and "i love Pete" shite. Except Clark I believe that you are genuine and not following a dumb ass trnd because I know you better than that.
Get a god damn grip of yourselves.