an approximate definition of "FML"
Tell me, my dear friends, what is the worst thing that can happen to a teenaged writer of porny fic in this world?
Your parents finding the notebook where you write the first drafts of said porn?
nah.
Your parents finding that notebook and READING pages of that (slash AND femmeslash) porn? not quite.
Your parents finding and reading that notebook while already angry at you for things regarding the computer, and realizing that all those times they teased you about looking at porn on the internet, and you laughed and said, 'oh yeah, that's definitely what I'm doing' (when hell yeah, that's what you were doing) their joking was CORRECT?
Yep.
Ohhhhh, yes indeed.
Let me share my feelings with you:
(followed by bonus! srs bsns conversation about how "you BETTER not be posting this on the internet! Do you understand me!" "I'm not!"it's not good enough "Because that's PORNOGRAPHY. Do you understand that? It's PORNOGRAPHY. That's illegal! I could go to jail!")
NEVER have I been so grateful that I am (a)off to college this fall and (b)am already out as bi to them. Because that girlporn would have made a really lovely double!surprise otherwise.
Your parents finding the notebook where you write the first drafts of said porn?
nah.
Your parents finding that notebook and READING pages of that (slash AND femmeslash) porn? not quite.
Your parents finding and reading that notebook while already angry at you for things regarding the computer, and realizing that all those times they teased you about looking at porn on the internet, and you laughed and said, 'oh yeah, that's definitely what I'm doing' (when hell yeah, that's what you were doing) their joking was CORRECT?
Yep.
Ohhhhh, yes indeed.
Let me share my feelings with you:
(followed by bonus! srs bsns conversation about how "you BETTER not be posting this on the internet! Do you understand me!" "I'm not!"it's not good enough "Because that's PORNOGRAPHY. Do you understand that? It's PORNOGRAPHY. That's illegal! I could go to jail!")
NEVER have I been so grateful that I am (a)off to college this fall and (b)am already out as bi to them. Because that girlporn would have made a really lovely double!surprise otherwise.