this was supposed to be 1000 things, but I am bored of this list.
1. Martin
2. reading on the bus
3. crunchy leaves on the pavement
4. fresh flowers
5. shortbread cookies
6. placing the last piece in a puzzle
7. cherry coke
8. childhood photographs
9. the venture brothers
10. the office
11. my mom
12. my dad
13. my brother and his family
14. Martin’s family
15. knitting
16. sheets fresh out of the dryer
17. Christopher guest movies
18. Bacardi
19. my Nintendo wii
20. comedy songs
21. danger mouse
22. friends coming to visit
23. backrubs
24. Toby and moxie
25. pets in general
26. when a cat sits on my lap and refuses to get up
27. Jonathan safran foer books
28. Stephen king books
29. Wes Anderson movies
30. girl’s night
31. Disney movies
32. Val and her family
33. Laura and her family
34. my old roommates
35. my Canadian family members
36. smart children
37. trailblazing artists
38. Picasso
39. Van Gogh
40. Ida Applebroog
41. casting off the last stitch on a long knitting project
42. inside jokes
43. free money
44. good jobs
45. French
46. the decemberists
47. mc frontalot
48. being skeptical
49. barenaked ladies
50. 70 degrees, partially cloudy, with mild winds on the parkway
51. smores
52. bonfires
53. fondue
54. the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy
55. lost
56. the number 42
57. the word “nefarious”
58. rings
59. white gold, but not yellow gold
60. crushed ice
61. kittens and cats
62. puppies and dogs
63. chinchillas
64. taking photographs
65. hot showers
66. saunas
67. Canada
68. the United States of America
69. Austria
70. Sweden
71. France
72. Great Britain
73. the BBC
74. online news websites
75. Barack and Michelle Obama
76. Penn and Teller
77. Red Dwarf
78. finding historical inaccuracies
79. art galleries that aren’t pretentious
80. indie music
81. classic rock
82. the cure
83. the red hot chili peppers
84. the flaming lips
85. watching Scott Walker dance
86. snow forts
87. seeing my breath in the air
88. blowing bubbles
89. high-fives
90. making gifts for friends
91. writing cheques
92. shopping for things I will never buy
93. shopping for things I would buy if I could
94. shopping for Christmas gifts in July
95. talking to Dad while he smokes a cigar on the back porch
96. hot tubs
97. Corvettes, especially stingrays
98. creative lyrics
99. Amelie
100. Audrey Hepburn
101. Sean Bean
102. Ewan McGregor
103. Big Fish
104. fishing with my brother
105. watching design shows with my mom
106. converse shoes
107. pinstripe clothing
108. old horror movies
109. mystery science theater 3000
110. the Tudors
111. sitting “Indian style” on a sofa
112. sleeping on my stomach
113. old coins
114. finding a dollar and buying a lottery ticket with it
115. riding clean public transportation
116. escalators
117. popping ears on an airplane
118. duct tape
119. micron pens
120. origami
121. origami flowers
122. iced coffee
123. chai tea
124. stapling or hole-punching paper
125. cutting construction paper
126. curling ribbon with scissors
127. painted toe nails
128. Neosporin
129. the rabbit wedding cake toppers Michael made for Martin and I
130. living with Martin
131. using blue and silver as a color combo
132. the color wheel
133. mixing paint colors
134. the onion
135. kingdom of loathing
136. classic movies
137. 80s music
138. David Bowie
139. childhood memories
140. swimming pools
141. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert
142. South Park
143. the Simpsons and Futurama
144. razors but not knives
145. watching card tricks
146. $1 coins
147. brushing hair
148. baked potatoes
149. making pancakes on new year’s eve
150. heirlooms
151. small glass beads
152. surprise visits or gifts
153. feeling creative
154. words that are fun to say
155. my toes
156. my eye color
157. glasses
158. walking dogs at animal rescues
159. petting stingrays
160. horseshoe crabs
161. the smell of gasoline
162. the smell of gunpowder
163. how the smoke looks when incense burns
164. magnets
165. hand written letters
166. drawings on my fridge
167. crossing off days on a calendar
168. playing god of war
169. the game Okami
170. Asian watercolors
171. Klimt paintings
172. mosaics
173. my wedding band
174. my engagement ring
175. washing clay or plaster off my hands
176. new paintbrushes
177. low-top converse shoes
178. French fries with honey mustard
179. Martin’s pocket watch
180. Martin’s hats
181. my Grammie’s love of cats
182. good thrift store finds
183. re-using materials to make something new and cooler than the original
184. developing calluses from sewing and knitting
185. French-tip fingernails
186. the feeling after a new haircut
187. getting my trapezius muscles squeezed (the ones between the neck and shoulder)
188. watching figure skating with mom
189. Neosporin
190. reading my live journal friends page
191. Catching up with people if we haven’t spoken in a while.
192. when cats sit in boxes that are too small for them
193. watching Toby and Moxie clean each other
194. making jewelry for my friends
195. Neosporin
196. thinking about what I would name my kids (I still need to win Martin over on the name Hazel)
197. drinking rum & cokes with mom on her back porch
198. textured wallpaper
199. crunchy leaves underfoot
200. Snowflakes on my eyelashes
201. guys with handkerchiefs
202. embroidery
203. sewing machines
204. antique furniture
205. mirrors
206. lighters
207. sparklers
208. the DeWitt family New Year’s and Halloween parties
209. backing birthday cakes
210. eating birthday cakes
211. Patrick Warburton
212. Ewan McGregor
213. Ed Norton
214. people who hate Renee Zelwegger
215. Christina Applegate
216. Jenna Fisher
217. Rainn Wilson
218. Charlize Theron
219. Arrested Development
220. stuffwhitepeoplelike.com
221. disapprovingrabbits.com
222. MP3s
223. cell phones
224. photos
225. making stupid faces
226. listening to Martin talk to himself
227. not having debt
228. working
229. typing
230. playing Age of Empires
231. hanging out with my brother
232. being an aunt
233. That expensive “5” gum. Yummy!
234. watching Martin do card tricks
235. reading scam-baiters stuff (people who scam scammers)
236. cuddling Moxie or Toby
237. listening to my mom talk to her cat
238. poking fun at my uncles
239. vintage necklaces
240. my notebook of good lyrics
241. wedding planning
242. doodling
243. the far side
244. getting to the register and it’s cheaper than I thought (it’s like, hey, extra money)
245. finishing each other’s sentences with anyone (but especially Martin, Allison, and Natasha)
246. the quesadilla and soft taco combo
247. paychecks
248. purring cats
249. that ONE DAY where new clothes are broken in but not wearing out
250. daylight savings time in the fall
251. sex
252. Barq’s root beer in a glass bottle
253. this American life with Ira Glass
254. the Tudors
255. giving flowers
256. receiving flowers
257. finding a new artist to like
258. HUGE towels
259. finding old cards from Grammie
260. ticket stubs
261. thrift store hunting
262. bowling
263. grandpa’s wine
264. Grammie’s music boxes
265. how AMAZINGLY smart my cousins are
266. watching fish eat
267. those big fish at Chinese restaurants
268. Chinese restaurants
269. the CN tower
270. the Kensington market
271. Swiss Chalet fries
272. tim horton’s coffee
273. listening to Barak Obama speak
274. watching the Simpsons with Martin
275. playing KoL at 4 AM
276. snuggling my bunnies
277. showing off our movie collection
278. dad’s new universal remote that looks like an iphone
279. star trek the next generation
280. discussing superheroes with Matthew
281. listening to Travis talk about comics
282. baking with Laura or Catherine
283. making cookie and lemon squares with mom
284. knitting baby blankets for people I love
285. cats with only one eye
286. B. Obama’s nomination acceptance speech
287. B. Obama’s nomination
288. B. Obama’s victory!
289. the last stitch on a piece of knitting
290. finding common ground with Martha
291. sharing a beer with my brother
292. tickling Kaylen
293. the excitement of pregnant family members
294. finally having a reason to buy girly stuff (for nieces)
295. the fizzle when I open a can of pop
296. the sound my parent’s grandfather clock makes every 15 minutes
297. impressions of Tom Brokaw
298. Rachel Maddow and Keith Olbermann
299. how my dad enjoys horrible movies
300. how I enjoy horrible movies
301. zombies
302. zombie walk
303. Meredith
304. riley
305. being an aunt
306. monkeys
307. the word “monkeys”
308. nerd music
309. nerdapalooza
310. talking for hours with Natasha
311. my epic poke-war with Scott on face book
312. taking photos
313. making scrapbook pages
314. knitting useful things
315. getting compliments on my knitting skills
316. katamari damacy
317. the music from katamari damacy
318. the passion of nerdy fans
319. the Brian & stewie dynamic in family guy
320. GPS - best invention ever
321. gravity
322. particle physics
323. the LHC
324. ibuprofen
325. emetrol
326. vitamins
327. chocolate cake
328. cool whip
329. homemade pumpkin pie
330. snow flurries
331. wearing scarves
332. my lime green coat
333. jewelry, especially necklaces and rings
334. my tattoo
335. the hope I’ll someday et my tattoo finished
336. thinking about Canada
337. the hop of going back to school
338. graffiti art
339. wireless
340. my mom’s cat
341. having long hair
342. my new haircut
343. sapphires
344. deodorant
345. garner shampoo
346. the way pizza smells
347. calzones
348. paint-your-own-pottery places
349. coffee mugs
350. old analog telephones
351. jeeves & Wooster
352. fry & Laurie
353. House
354. pigtails
355. sheep
356. Shaun the sheep
357. mix tapes and CDs
358. collage art
359. Sudoku
360. the DS lite
361. the venture bros season 4 premier episode
362. sharpie markers
363. micron pens
364. the megas
365. HELP!
366. yellow submarine
367. hair clips and headbands
368. suspenders
369. chick-fil-a ads
370. re-mastered star trek on blu-ray
371. little big planet
372. raving rabbids
373. blue willow china patterns
374. old, well loved books
375. dr Eugenie scott