Alas, Noel, our dear rapist of air. I do believe that is exactly the expression that would appear on Russell's face upon hearing that :D
I must proclaim that I find your lexicon in the above passage inimitably aimiable. It is a most gratifying departure from that one encounters habitually.
And may a thousand doves shower you with notes of my thanks for such a gloriously worded compliment. ^^ (But seriously, watch out for those doves as where there are lots of birds there is a sizeable risk that it be not only notes of gratitude with which you shall be showered.)
A flock of macropterous (SCCCOOORRREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) doves descending upon my person? Well, if they happened to be well-tempered creatures of the ornathological kind, then I surmise that it could be a pleasant experience as opposed to one which results in my untimely and tragic death at the beaks of those fowl.
Even if I am fortuitous enough to evade the mucronated proboscises, as you so propounded, it may be that I shall become enshrouded in what can only be described as 'shit'. Quelle horreur. Perhaps I should be so for-thinking as to take an umbrella.
FELICITATIONS! And a more common, but equally long word begining with 'c' for succeeding in your 'free-rice'ing quest! But enough encomiums for now as I have much making up to do in the form of this abysmal evaluation nonsense. For really it does need to be got over with, else I may resign to vehemently, and most satisfyingly, showing my computer the outside of my window. Though admittedly it would be a short fall from my chamiere sans étager and likely cause very little damage. Thank rain for it's presence if I do come to such acts of violent rage.
PS. Make sure it is an Umbrella of the Biffy kind, and not the Rihannah-with-added-rapping-nonsence kind, won't you?
I express my gratitude for such wishes of goodwill =D. Yet I feel compelled to entreat that, in regards to the welfare of your unpropitious data processor, you defer from jettisoning said article from the glass filled orifice in the wall of your chamber. I doubt it would ameliorate it whatsoever.
And how could one even think of uttering such an appellation? I would much prefer Standing In The Rain with my good aquaintances Billy Talent, thank you very much.
I must proclaim that I find your lexicon in the above passage inimitably aimiable. It is a most gratifying departure from that one encounters habitually.
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And may a thousand doves shower you with notes of my thanks for such a gloriously worded compliment. ^^ (But seriously, watch out for those doves as where there are lots of birds there is a sizeable risk that it be not only notes of gratitude with which you shall be showered.)
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Even if I am fortuitous enough to evade the mucronated proboscises, as you so propounded, it may be that I shall become enshrouded in what can only be described as 'shit'. Quelle horreur. Perhaps I should be so for-thinking as to take an umbrella.
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PS. Make sure it is an Umbrella of the Biffy kind, and not the Rihannah-with-added-rapping-nonsence kind, won't you?
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And how could one even think of uttering such an appellation? I would much prefer Standing In The Rain with my good aquaintances Billy Talent, thank you very much.
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