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Urbandictionary.com meme
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST, MOST AMUSING, OR STRANGE definition it gives you.
1. Your name:
The most edible female name.
(nomnomn?)
2. Your age:
A rating given to a girl if you're not sure if you'd hit that. Refers to blackjack.
3. One of your friends: Something that is totally random and completely off the wall.
4. What you should be doing: Kinda llike a drug but you're hooked at birth. As you grow older and worked f*%#ed up hours and invest in a life, you go through withdrawl.
Withdrawl Symptoms:
Heavy eye lids, tired muscles, confusion, boredom, being on the computer at 3:00am (after work), watching reruns of the 10:00pm news.
Treatment:
Well. there are three ways we can go with this;
1. Kicking the habit: Continue with withdrawl. soon enough you'll replace your blood with bawls, jolt, or coffie. You may go crazy, but you'll have more time on your hands.
2. Overdose: Keep your funny hours at work. When you get home from work on Friday, just crash on your bed and sleep right through the weekend.
3. Work around it: Ask for different hours at work. When your boss laughs in your face, reffer to methods 1 and 2.
Side affects of taking Sleep include:
Refershed feeling, more energy, better attitude towards life, better pefromance in the workplace, addiction.
"I need to get some more SLEEP."
5. Your favorite color:
1. adj. noob, unexperienced
2. n. Money
3. n. Weed, Marijuana
4. adj. Good.
5. The Color, Duh.
6. Your birthplace: OH LORD. I'm going to give you a couple:
A poor, poor town that is not far from England's capital. It consists of three residential areas:
There are the places for those poor, violent and uneducated residents known as 'chavs'. Examples are 'Marsh Farm' and 'Tin Town'
Then there are the better areas for more wealthy residents, most of whom are wannabe chavs. Examples are the better parts of 'Wigmore' and 'Stopsley'
Last of all there are the areas for the richer and better-off residents that have absolutely nothing to do with the residents of the other two areas. These are mainly on the outskirts of the town.
The Town Centre is probably the main pro for Luton. It is the only area where anyone from the town can actually go out and have fun. But very little fun, seeing as this area is mainly populated by the chavs and ethnics that ruin the town's good points. Remember: you do not have a light, a fag or any change...
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*snort*
A ghetto where you will either be stabbed, eaten, runover, buried, shot, beat up or killed.
"I can't read I can't write but i can still go far coz im from LUTON and I can nick your car"
"I don't wanna go to luton"
"In luton teenage pregnancies are up by 1,500%"
"Hi irm form loo'on i can' 'alk 'ell coz' i' no' eduka'ed
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*snort* Dear God and sweet Moses! Even the definitions from those who live there are bad (and barely comprehensible.)
>_> Don't judge me or I'll cut you up a treat. *DIES OF LUL*
7. Last person you talked to: MiM - acronym for "Mr. Internet Man". Anyone who uses the internet to solve 99 to 100% of their problems using the WWW or world wide web. Taking this pathway of knowledge away from someone would be fatal, and would cause them to rely on finding a person of opposite sex (T^, CW * please refer back for future references) to get them through the outage.
-snort- Oh God... ROB. x3 <33
8. The last thing you drank: I LOVE ALL OF THESE SO MUCH (but this first person, no matter how filled their words are with conviction, is misinformed. MILK NO SUGAR, DAMMIT!)
A drug stereotypically popular in England. Comes from India or China. Sold in brightly coloured boxes advertising its healthy properties. Highly addictive. Massive advertising campaigns on TV and billboards.
Responsible for the Britiah Empire, but superceded by coffee in the American Empire, due to coffee's more intense hit. Universally drunk by English people.
The best way to drink it is in a mug, with milk and two sugars. Some people only have one, but that's just being in denial. Two sugars or none, that's my motto. Or even worse, one and a half. Come on, who are you fooling? Some people get really kinky and drink it BLACK. NO milk, NO sugar, NO hope. No way. Simply Wrong.
I would recommend undertaking tea addiction. Luckily it is available at every corner store, at very reasonable prices. You may have seen adverts on TV, e.g. "Yorkshire Tea.. the way tea USED to be." Yeah, back in the days before the evil American Empire. When it was the British Empire instead.Tea is one of the best things ever, I love it. I'm drinking it now.
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A british obsession
Us brits have more words for tea than eskimos have for snow.
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The Elixir of life. No greater destiny can be known by any leaf than this: that it should lay down its life as an infusion.
The British nation consumes a larger volume of water each day in tea than in every other domestic soft drink put together, including drinking water straight.
When they say we are a nation of tea drinkers, they're not taking the pee. (Although thanks to the diuretic properties of tea, shortly afterwards, most of us are.)-------------------------------------------------
I LOLL'D :
To have sexual intercourse after requesting a person's presence at your house late at night. Very similar to booty call but in this case the person attempts to lie to their friends about the act taking place
"Did you fuck John ervis last night?"
"No, he only came over for tea"
"You're a slut"
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1.
A meal replacement for anorexic people and caffeine addicts.
Makes you pee a lot.
2.
A word used when happy.----------------------------------------------
coffee for the non-homosexual community.
lolwhut?
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9. Your nickname: A male or female who is a supporter of the great Luton Town FC (GIGGLESNORT...it's funny,cause I do. >w<)