Televac Personality Analysis
Orange County Fair - July 10th, 2004
I paid $2 for someone to put a piece of paper into a machine and out came this:
* * * Your Personality Analysis by Televac * * *
YOU DO NOT FRET OVER SITUATIONS YOU CANNOT CHANGE.
YOU ARE OPEN MINDED AND ADAPTABLE IN MOST SITUATIONS.
YOUR INTUITIVE HUNCHES ARE APT TO BE CORRECT.
YOU HAVE A WAY OF REASONING WITH AND CONVINCING OTHERS.
YOU LIKE TO KNW EXACTLY WHERE YOU STAND.
YOU ARE A GOOD JUDGE OF PEOPLE BUT SOMETIMES CRITICAL.
YOU LIKE TO BE IN CONTROL AT ALL TIMES.
YOU DELIGHT IN PUTTING PEOPLE ON THE OFFENSIVE AND WATCHING THEM SQUIRM.
YOU CAN CHEER YOURSELF UP BY INDULGING IN WHIMS.
YOU LIKE YOUR FRIENDSHIP TO BE APPRECIATED.
YOU SEEM TO BE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER FIND.
YOUR MENTAL ABILITIES ARE ABOVE THE AVERAGE.
Millennium Wisdom "Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau." -- Yale Economist; Oct. 17, 1929.
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Maybe I should've given them another dollar to check my Zodiac sign for my horoscope and lucky numbers.
Crap it's Wednesday! I didn't buy lotto. I guess I still have to go to school. If I win, I'm dropping out!
I paid $2 for someone to put a piece of paper into a machine and out came this:
* * * Your Personality Analysis by Televac * * *
YOU DO NOT FRET OVER SITUATIONS YOU CANNOT CHANGE.
YOU ARE OPEN MINDED AND ADAPTABLE IN MOST SITUATIONS.
YOUR INTUITIVE HUNCHES ARE APT TO BE CORRECT.
YOU HAVE A WAY OF REASONING WITH AND CONVINCING OTHERS.
YOU LIKE TO KNW EXACTLY WHERE YOU STAND.
YOU ARE A GOOD JUDGE OF PEOPLE BUT SOMETIMES CRITICAL.
YOU LIKE TO BE IN CONTROL AT ALL TIMES.
YOU DELIGHT IN PUTTING PEOPLE ON THE OFFENSIVE AND WATCHING THEM SQUIRM.
YOU CAN CHEER YOURSELF UP BY INDULGING IN WHIMS.
YOU LIKE YOUR FRIENDSHIP TO BE APPRECIATED.
YOU SEEM TO BE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER FIND.
YOUR MENTAL ABILITIES ARE ABOVE THE AVERAGE.
Millennium Wisdom "Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau." -- Yale Economist; Oct. 17, 1929.
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Maybe I should've given them another dollar to check my Zodiac sign for my horoscope and lucky numbers.
Crap it's Wednesday! I didn't buy lotto. I guess I still have to go to school. If I win, I'm dropping out!