The house meme
1. When you walk in your front door, which room do you enter?
Living Room.
2. Do you have a dishwasher?
Yes, an electric one and one named "Mark".
3. Is your living room carpeted or does it have hardwood floors?
Carpet, bleh.
4. Do you keep your kitchen knives on the counter or in a drawer?
On the counter in a block.
5. House, apartment, duplex or trailer?
House.
6. How many bedrooms is it?
Three.
7. Gas stove or electric?
Gas.
8. Do you have a yard?
Yes.
9. What size TV is in the living room?
42" or 50". I can't remember
10. Are your plates in the same cupboard as your cups?
Yes.
11. Is there a coffee maker sitting on your kitchen counter?
Yes
12. What room do you keep the dead bodies in?
In the bathroom under the bathtub.
13. What room is your computer in?
Whichever room we are in (laptops).
14. Are there pictures hanging in your living room?
Yes. Wedding pictures, family portraits, and some nautical themed things.
15. Are there any themes found in your home?
Yes, 10-year-old child theme. You know, the one where on any given day you might find a candy wrapper lying on top of some impromptu hand-drawn "art" lying near a Judy Blume book.
16. What kind of laundry detergent do you use?
All Free & Clear he
17. Do you use dryer sheets?
No. We use those nifty dryer balls
18. Do you have any curtains in your home?
Um, no.
19. What color is your fridge?
It is... wait for it... Harvest EFFING Gold
20. Is your house clean?
Notsomuch. It is a small house (1150 sf) so it always looks cluttered. But it is relatively germ-free.
21. What room is the most neglected?
Just like abbeyrd, Mark's bathroom. There's a reason we have separate bathrooms.
22. Are the dishes in your sink clean or dirty?
If Mark has done his morning chorse, there are no dishes in the sink at all. However, he has been known to leave a stray glass on the counter next to the sink.
23. How long have you lived in your home?
I have lived there since November of 2005. Mark has lived there four years longer than that.
24. Where did you live before?
An older adobe house on 1/2 an acre. In need of updating but very quaint. However, Sophie and I were only renting whereas Mark owned his house.
25. Do you have one of those fluffy toilet lid covers on your toilet?
No.
26. Do you have a scale anywhere in your house?
In Mark's bathroom.
27. How many mirrors are in your house?
7. Is that unlucky to have 7?
28. Do you have a garage?
Yes, but it is crammed top to bottom and side to side.
Living Room.
2. Do you have a dishwasher?
Yes, an electric one and one named "Mark".
3. Is your living room carpeted or does it have hardwood floors?
Carpet, bleh.
4. Do you keep your kitchen knives on the counter or in a drawer?
On the counter in a block.
5. House, apartment, duplex or trailer?
House.
6. How many bedrooms is it?
Three.
7. Gas stove or electric?
Gas.
8. Do you have a yard?
Yes.
9. What size TV is in the living room?
42" or 50". I can't remember
10. Are your plates in the same cupboard as your cups?
Yes.
11. Is there a coffee maker sitting on your kitchen counter?
Yes
12. What room do you keep the dead bodies in?
In the bathroom under the bathtub.
13. What room is your computer in?
Whichever room we are in (laptops).
14. Are there pictures hanging in your living room?
Yes. Wedding pictures, family portraits, and some nautical themed things.
15. Are there any themes found in your home?
Yes, 10-year-old child theme. You know, the one where on any given day you might find a candy wrapper lying on top of some impromptu hand-drawn "art" lying near a Judy Blume book.
16. What kind of laundry detergent do you use?
All Free & Clear he
17. Do you use dryer sheets?
No. We use those nifty dryer balls
18. Do you have any curtains in your home?
Um, no.
19. What color is your fridge?
It is... wait for it... Harvest EFFING Gold
20. Is your house clean?
Notsomuch. It is a small house (1150 sf) so it always looks cluttered. But it is relatively germ-free.
21. What room is the most neglected?
Just like abbeyrd, Mark's bathroom. There's a reason we have separate bathrooms.
22. Are the dishes in your sink clean or dirty?
If Mark has done his morning chorse, there are no dishes in the sink at all. However, he has been known to leave a stray glass on the counter next to the sink.
23. How long have you lived in your home?
I have lived there since November of 2005. Mark has lived there four years longer than that.
24. Where did you live before?
An older adobe house on 1/2 an acre. In need of updating but very quaint. However, Sophie and I were only renting whereas Mark owned his house.
25. Do you have one of those fluffy toilet lid covers on your toilet?
No.
26. Do you have a scale anywhere in your house?
In Mark's bathroom.
27. How many mirrors are in your house?
7. Is that unlucky to have 7?
28. Do you have a garage?
Yes, but it is crammed top to bottom and side to side.