ALL ABOUT ME!
Q1. WHAT IS YOUR FIRST NAME?
A1. RACHAEL.
Q2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
A2. YES! A CHARACTER IN 'PEYTON PLACE' (A 1960'S SOAP OPERA).
Q3. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
A3. I WISH I WERE A STAR! THE FAMOUS TYPE, NOT THE CELESTIAL TYPE!
Q4. WHICH FINGER IS YOUR FAVOURITE?
A4. ALL OF THEM!
Q5. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
A5. PROBABLY THIS WEEK! I CRY AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK OVER SOMETHING OR ANOTHER!
Q6. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
A6. YES!
Q7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT?
A7. HAM.
Q8. ANY BAD HABITS?
A8. BITING MY NAILS AND PICKING THE SKIN AROUND THEM!
Q9. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
A9. 'CHEGGER'S CHOICE' (AS IN KEITH CHEGWIN). A COMPLIATION OF THE 40 WORST RECORDS EVER MADE!
Q10. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
A10. YES, I WOULD! INFACT, I WISH I HAD MORE FRIENDS LIKE ME!
Q11. ARE YOU A DAREDEVIL?
A11. NOPE! I TEND TO 'COME A CROPPER' IF I TRY ANYTHING SLIGHTLY DODGY!
Q12. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
A12. YES! I CANNOT KEEP A SECRET FOR LOVE OR MONEY. MIND YOU, I’LL ONLY TELL ONE OTHER PERSON!
Q13. DO LOOKS MATTER?
A13. IT DEPENDS! I DO NOT LIKE DIRTY, SMELLY SCRUFFY PEOPLE, AS I AM THE ESSENCE OF CLEANLINESS!
Q14. HAVE YOU EVER MISUSED A WORD AND IT SOUNDED STUPID?
A14. YES! I ONCE PHONED THE OPERATOR, COS THE NUMBER I WAS DIALING WAS NOT CONNECTING, AND I SAID TO THE OPERATOR, 'I THINK I HAVE A DIGIT MISSING'!
Q15. DO YOU THINK THERE IS A POT OF GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW?
A15. I HOPE SO, COS I WANT IT!
Q16. DO FISH HAVE FEELINGS?
A16. YES! I LOVE FISH AND WOULD LOVE A TANK OF FISH, BUT I DO NOT HAVE ANY ROOM TO PUT IT!
Q17. ARE YOU TRENDY?
A17. NOT REALLY! I LIKE TO WEAR CLOTHES I FEEL COMFORTABLE IN, RATHER THAN FOLLOW THE FASHION!
Q18. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
A18. WHEN I GET ANGRY, I AM LIKE A FIREWORK, AS IN 'LIGHT BLUE-TOUCH PAPER AND STAND WELL BACK'! I AM LIKE NORMAN STANSFIELD ON A BAD DAY, IN THAT REGARD!
Q19. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
A19. ST PETER PORT, GUERNSEY, THE CHANNEL ISLANDS. I LOVE IT THERE AND WISH I COULD LIVE THERE!
Q20. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE TOY AS A CHILD?
A20. A DOLL NAMED JUNE, WHO WAS A FRIEND OF SINDY'S THAT YOU HAD TO COLLECT TOKENS FOR, IN ORDER TO OBTAIN HER!
Q21. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON RADIO OR TELEVISION?
A21. YES! AS AN EXTRA IN A ONE-OFF, AGATHA CHRISTIE TV DRAMA MADE IN BRISTOL CALLED 'WAITING FOR STRANGE MEN'!
Q22. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?
A22. YES, YOU ARE READING AN ENTRY IN IT RIGHT NOW! I ALSO KEEP A DREAM DIARY, IN WHICH I WRITE DOWN ANY COOL DREAMS I HAVE ABOUT GARY OLDMAN!
Q23. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
A23. ONLY WHEN IT IS USED AGAINST ME FIRST! AS A RULE, I AM A BLOODY NICE PERSON!
Q24. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
A24. NO WAY, HOSE! DO I LOOK LIKE I AM TIRED OF LIVING?
Q25. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY?
A25. OOH, THERE ARE SOO MANY THINGS, BUT MAINLY (1) AN ALTERNATIVE SENSE OF HUMOUR LIKE MY OWN, (2) A HAPPY DISPOSITION, (3) NOT TALLER THAN 6 FEET, AS I'M ONLY 5 FEET 4 INCHES TALL, (4) CAUCASIAN, (5) SERIOUSLY WEALTHY...LMAO!
Q26. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
A26. I DO NOT HAVE ANY THAT I KNOW OF! I DID HAVE A NICKNAME AT SCHOOL, BUT IT WAS NOT VERY NICE! THEREFORE, I AM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT IT IS!
Q27. WOULD YOU BUNJEE?
A27. NOPE! SEE ANSWER TO QUESTION 11.
Q28. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
A28. NOPE, COS I CANNOT BE ARSED!
Q29. WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT RIGHT NOW?
A29. MONEY, AS USUAL! AS IN NOT HAVING ENOUGH OF IT!
Q30. DO YOU EVER WEAR OVERALLS?
A30. NOPE!
Q31. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE STRONG?
A31. NOT PHYSICALLY, BUT MENTALLY I AM! I USED TO BE PHYSICALLY STRONG, BUT TIME HAS TAKEN ITS TOLL ON MY PHYSICAL STRENGTH!
Q32. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ICE-CREAM FLAVOUR?
A32. NEAPOLITAN, COS IT REMINDS ME OF WHEN I WAS A CHILD AND USED TO HAVE NEAPOLITAN ICE-CREAM AT MY AUNTIE AND UNCLES HOUSE AT EASTER TIME!
Q33. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR?
A33. RED AND BLACK!
Q34. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE THING IN THE WORLD?
A34. INJUSTICE. ESPECIALLY THE WAY THAT PEOPLE IN BRITIAN ARE STILL BEING BADLY TREATED BY THEIR EMPLOYERS, IN THE 21ST CENTURY. THAT IS WHY I BECAME A TRADE UNION REPRESENTATIVE FOR A WHILE WHERE I USED TO WORK. I NOW WORK FOR A NICE COMPANY, EVEN THOUGH IT IS A CRAZY SHOP!
Q35. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
A35. ALL OF THEM!
Q36. ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ANYONE?
A36. YES, GARY OLDMAN...LOL!
Q37. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU RIGHT NOW?
A37. PROBABLY NONE! MEN TEND NOT TO FANCY ME AS A GENERAL RULE!
Q38. WHO DO YOU MISS RIGHT NOW?
A38. MY DAD! HE DIED OF LUNG CANCER AGED 49 WHEN I WAS 10, AND EVERYDAY THAT GOES BY, I MISS HIM EVEN MORE!
IF YOU WOULD LIKE A COPY OF THIS QUESTIONNAIRE TO FILL IN FOR YOURSELF, PLEASE E-MAIL ME AT: RACHRADICAL@AOL.COM AND I WILL SEND YOU ONE!
A1. RACHAEL.
Q2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
A2. YES! A CHARACTER IN 'PEYTON PLACE' (A 1960'S SOAP OPERA).
Q3. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
A3. I WISH I WERE A STAR! THE FAMOUS TYPE, NOT THE CELESTIAL TYPE!
Q4. WHICH FINGER IS YOUR FAVOURITE?
A4. ALL OF THEM!
Q5. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
A5. PROBABLY THIS WEEK! I CRY AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK OVER SOMETHING OR ANOTHER!
Q6. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
A6. YES!
Q7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT?
A7. HAM.
Q8. ANY BAD HABITS?
A8. BITING MY NAILS AND PICKING THE SKIN AROUND THEM!
Q9. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
A9. 'CHEGGER'S CHOICE' (AS IN KEITH CHEGWIN). A COMPLIATION OF THE 40 WORST RECORDS EVER MADE!
Q10. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
A10. YES, I WOULD! INFACT, I WISH I HAD MORE FRIENDS LIKE ME!
Q11. ARE YOU A DAREDEVIL?
A11. NOPE! I TEND TO 'COME A CROPPER' IF I TRY ANYTHING SLIGHTLY DODGY!
Q12. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
A12. YES! I CANNOT KEEP A SECRET FOR LOVE OR MONEY. MIND YOU, I’LL ONLY TELL ONE OTHER PERSON!
Q13. DO LOOKS MATTER?
A13. IT DEPENDS! I DO NOT LIKE DIRTY, SMELLY SCRUFFY PEOPLE, AS I AM THE ESSENCE OF CLEANLINESS!
Q14. HAVE YOU EVER MISUSED A WORD AND IT SOUNDED STUPID?
A14. YES! I ONCE PHONED THE OPERATOR, COS THE NUMBER I WAS DIALING WAS NOT CONNECTING, AND I SAID TO THE OPERATOR, 'I THINK I HAVE A DIGIT MISSING'!
Q15. DO YOU THINK THERE IS A POT OF GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW?
A15. I HOPE SO, COS I WANT IT!
Q16. DO FISH HAVE FEELINGS?
A16. YES! I LOVE FISH AND WOULD LOVE A TANK OF FISH, BUT I DO NOT HAVE ANY ROOM TO PUT IT!
Q17. ARE YOU TRENDY?
A17. NOT REALLY! I LIKE TO WEAR CLOTHES I FEEL COMFORTABLE IN, RATHER THAN FOLLOW THE FASHION!
Q18. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
A18. WHEN I GET ANGRY, I AM LIKE A FIREWORK, AS IN 'LIGHT BLUE-TOUCH PAPER AND STAND WELL BACK'! I AM LIKE NORMAN STANSFIELD ON A BAD DAY, IN THAT REGARD!
Q19. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
A19. ST PETER PORT, GUERNSEY, THE CHANNEL ISLANDS. I LOVE IT THERE AND WISH I COULD LIVE THERE!
Q20. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE TOY AS A CHILD?
A20. A DOLL NAMED JUNE, WHO WAS A FRIEND OF SINDY'S THAT YOU HAD TO COLLECT TOKENS FOR, IN ORDER TO OBTAIN HER!
Q21. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON RADIO OR TELEVISION?
A21. YES! AS AN EXTRA IN A ONE-OFF, AGATHA CHRISTIE TV DRAMA MADE IN BRISTOL CALLED 'WAITING FOR STRANGE MEN'!
Q22. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?
A22. YES, YOU ARE READING AN ENTRY IN IT RIGHT NOW! I ALSO KEEP A DREAM DIARY, IN WHICH I WRITE DOWN ANY COOL DREAMS I HAVE ABOUT GARY OLDMAN!
Q23. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
A23. ONLY WHEN IT IS USED AGAINST ME FIRST! AS A RULE, I AM A BLOODY NICE PERSON!
Q24. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
A24. NO WAY, HOSE! DO I LOOK LIKE I AM TIRED OF LIVING?
Q25. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY?
A25. OOH, THERE ARE SOO MANY THINGS, BUT MAINLY (1) AN ALTERNATIVE SENSE OF HUMOUR LIKE MY OWN, (2) A HAPPY DISPOSITION, (3) NOT TALLER THAN 6 FEET, AS I'M ONLY 5 FEET 4 INCHES TALL, (4) CAUCASIAN, (5) SERIOUSLY WEALTHY...LMAO!
Q26. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
A26. I DO NOT HAVE ANY THAT I KNOW OF! I DID HAVE A NICKNAME AT SCHOOL, BUT IT WAS NOT VERY NICE! THEREFORE, I AM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT IT IS!
Q27. WOULD YOU BUNJEE?
A27. NOPE! SEE ANSWER TO QUESTION 11.
Q28. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
A28. NOPE, COS I CANNOT BE ARSED!
Q29. WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT RIGHT NOW?
A29. MONEY, AS USUAL! AS IN NOT HAVING ENOUGH OF IT!
Q30. DO YOU EVER WEAR OVERALLS?
A30. NOPE!
Q31. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE STRONG?
A31. NOT PHYSICALLY, BUT MENTALLY I AM! I USED TO BE PHYSICALLY STRONG, BUT TIME HAS TAKEN ITS TOLL ON MY PHYSICAL STRENGTH!
Q32. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ICE-CREAM FLAVOUR?
A32. NEAPOLITAN, COS IT REMINDS ME OF WHEN I WAS A CHILD AND USED TO HAVE NEAPOLITAN ICE-CREAM AT MY AUNTIE AND UNCLES HOUSE AT EASTER TIME!
Q33. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR?
A33. RED AND BLACK!
Q34. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE THING IN THE WORLD?
A34. INJUSTICE. ESPECIALLY THE WAY THAT PEOPLE IN BRITIAN ARE STILL BEING BADLY TREATED BY THEIR EMPLOYERS, IN THE 21ST CENTURY. THAT IS WHY I BECAME A TRADE UNION REPRESENTATIVE FOR A WHILE WHERE I USED TO WORK. I NOW WORK FOR A NICE COMPANY, EVEN THOUGH IT IS A CRAZY SHOP!
Q35. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
A35. ALL OF THEM!
Q36. ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ANYONE?
A36. YES, GARY OLDMAN...LOL!
Q37. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU RIGHT NOW?
A37. PROBABLY NONE! MEN TEND NOT TO FANCY ME AS A GENERAL RULE!
Q38. WHO DO YOU MISS RIGHT NOW?
A38. MY DAD! HE DIED OF LUNG CANCER AGED 49 WHEN I WAS 10, AND EVERYDAY THAT GOES BY, I MISS HIM EVEN MORE!
IF YOU WOULD LIKE A COPY OF THIS QUESTIONNAIRE TO FILL IN FOR YOURSELF, PLEASE E-MAIL ME AT: RACHRADICAL@AOL.COM AND I WILL SEND YOU ONE!