'WONDER NORMAN' (to be sung to the tune of 'Wonder Woman')
Wonder Norman! Wonder Norman!
All those drugs are waiting for you,
With the gun that you possess;
You take no baloney,
Especially not from Tony,
And your sharp eyes cause distress!
Wonder Norman! Wonder Norman!
You embody all that’s deadly,
Sexy, sinister and cool;
You certainly look cute,
In your smart beige suit,
And you sure aren’t no-ones fool!
Wonder Norman! You’ve been known to lose it, Wonder Norman!
Like the time your suit got ruined,
When a bullet tore right through;
Then with Malky et al,
You killed Lando in the hall,
And not forgetting Leon too!
Wonder Norman! Wonder Norman!
You’re so corrupt, Wonder Norman!
All those drugs are waiting for you,
With the gun that you possess;
You take no baloney,
Especially not from Tony,
And your sharp eyes cause distress!
Wonder Norman! Wonder Norman!
You embody all that’s deadly,
Sexy, sinister and cool;
You certainly look cute,
In your smart beige suit,
And you sure aren’t no-ones fool!
Wonder Norman! You’ve been known to lose it, Wonder Norman!
Like the time your suit got ruined,
When a bullet tore right through;
Then with Malky et al,
You killed Lando in the hall,
And not forgetting Leon too!
Wonder Norman! Wonder Norman!
You’re so corrupt, Wonder Norman!