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What would you do If...
The President of the United States called you: i'd tell him to give me back my flipping taxes so i can pay for college & my new house.
You won the lottery: i'd buy a house.
You got invited to be on a reality TV show: sure, why not.
You caught a friend stealing from you: i'd sit them down and have a long talk with them about the consequences of stealing. then i'd show them a video of a person getting assaulted by a police officer and tell them that would happen to them if they kept it up... at least, thats what the security department at jcpenny did to me when i was 5 and stole a locket.
You witnessed a murder: run like hell... call the cops.
A random stranger offered you candy: always polite, i'd take it, say thank you, and then trash it.
MySpace and Facebook closed: nothing. i really wouldn't care. i'd lose contact with a few people, but thats life.
A genie granted you one wish: if the aladdin rules don't apply, i'd ask for money. if they do, i'd wish for the price on the house i'm eye-balling to drop significantly (but only for me, not any other buyers).
You lost your favorite possession: i don't have a favorite possession. i gave it to peezy... the most beautiful guitar i've ever held. so, technically, i have lost it.
You found 10 dollars on the ground: spend it on gas.
Your date throws up on you: i'd scream "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: kill them.
Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: have a cow.
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: call someone with an airplane.