A Cheese Haiku
Cheese, I have loved you
You on longer love me back
How will I quit you?
I found out today that I am allergic to dairy. All of it! Cheese, milk, butter. I will miss them greatly in that order. I am also allergic to cane sugar, bananas and asparagus of all things. I am going to have a cheesy, milky, buttery, sugar orgy for the remainder of the year and then give these things up to the best of my ability for the new year. Wish me luck! I think I'll have to go home and have a good cry about the cheese. Man, I love cheese! And I know it'll be difficult to give up sugar as well. I'm not all that worried about milk or butter though. On a positive note, I know that there are all kinds of really great alternatives on the market now so I just need to get creative. And suggestions?