Because I'm awesome
And an old lady, I threw my back out sneezing. Yes that's right friends, I'm in a lot of pain and having a hard time moving because of a sneeze. It was a very large sneeze mind you, but come on! I am so lame that I can't even injure myself in cool ways, like fending off bears or imitating my cat. Oh wait, the second one I have done. At least this time it's my lower back and while it hurts like a mother, I can immobilize it pretty well and therefore still have to sit at work all day. Last time I did this it was my upper back and I couldn't sit, stand, lie-down, breath without excruciating pain and therefore missed 5 days of work. Stupid cat!