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[rachilana]

 This morning on the way to work I drove by a church with one of those big marquee signs out front and it said "God's forgiveness is free.  But it's not cheap."  And I thought to myself, perhaps the Christians are a little confused about what "free" means.  A better version might be "God will forgive your ass, but you'll pay with your SOUL" or "If you plan to have an abortion the Big Guy will still let you into Heaven, but everyone will be pointing and laughing at you and you'll have to eat lunch all alone in a bathroom stall*"

*A la Lindsey Lohan in Mean Girls after everyone thinks she pushed Rachel McAdams in front of a bus.