Reason #487 to join the European Union

[rachilana]

 The following is an actual gchat conversation I had with my good friend Rachel Rothstein, reprinted for your amusement:

Rothstein: so I've decided I'm going to apply for Slovakian citizenship.

Me: ummm . . . .ok.

Rothstein:  the hungarians are keeping non EU citizens out of their archives so i need to become an EU citizen
just in case i ever need a

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[the_chavi]

Hi, i'm one of Rachel's friends. i offer this chat as a continuation of the post... we had this after she directed me here to read your conversation.

me: okay, i totally understand, i want EU citizenship so i can go to SOAS for cheap
me: hahahaha
Rachel: im so glad that someone else thinks like me!
me: =P
me: god i have honeslty thought about marrying a european solely for citizenship... i figure a turk from germany. that would meet my brown guy quotient and get me the desired passport
Rachel: that would be fantastic!
Rachel: im trying to figure out which central european group is my favorite
me: mmm
me: i just want brown babies
Rachel: and which one has the largest jewish male pop
Rachel: poland doesnt
me: oh, true
Rachel: thats why the girls are leaving, though i would prefer a pole
Rachel: so i need to think this through - perhaps hungarian
Rachel: although theyre pretty bizarre
Rachel: damn nazis complicate my life
Rachel: seriously, life would be so different if the holocaust hadnt happened
Rachel: id prob have a real job
Rachel: and i might be a belarussian
Rachel: which would suck
me: true