i've got chills . . .they're multiplyin'

[rachilana]

Are there negative repercussions from static electricity shocks? Cause if there are I'm in big f-ing trouble. I get zapped at work at least a dozen times a day, (and I generally yell something to the effect of "SON OF A ____" or "MOTHER_____ER".) I feel like all the static electricity is just building up inside me and I'm either going to develop super powers or explode.

Any thoughts?