you may have already heard this...a friend emailed it to me and i'm sure it has made the rounds...
but it is COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY WICKED AWESOME.
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/ the person who posted it starts out the introduction to it by saying "In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. It’s such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time."
IN ALL MY YEARS OF STUDYING DOUCHEBAGGER.
a;sldjfka;lsdkfj.
brilliant.