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Today we salute you: stressed out college student during exam week. As you sit in your lonely cubical in the library, doped up on starbucks and aderol, you think to yourself, am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life? The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD. I'm sure by now you know exactly what everyone is doing because you have checked your buddy list 800 times. Christmas break is just days away, so crack open an ice cold Bud Light after that last exam.