Never write embarrassing notes in school.
Someone will find it. It will probably be someone you don't want reading it. It will probably be a teacher. I have found many notes (either confiscated them during class time or randomly found in desks, on the floor, etc.) in the last 2.5 weeks at my middle school, but I found one today that topped them all. For your reading pleasure, I am posting it, word for word, including spelling errors. It's really funny.
[This note was at one time intricately folded into the shape of a heart within a square. This kid has mad skills.]
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Ashley!
Sup? PLEASE! put notes in my locker, or in the morning I get in trouble. I am Autumns cousin and im 14. O and mike is lieing when he said I called you a dork. O and the girl is just a friend. (LOL!) I'v kissed bout 8 girls and made out w/ bout 5. Yea so my last name is Jenkins, so how would I C U on weekends? So where u skate at? And u do sound cool. So what is ure faviorte band? U go 2 the skate park in Staunton. Well GtG.
Give me notes in the morning or put them in my locker or 4 god sake just call me already. Any 1 is ok. Locker# 244 cell# 555-3234
Later
Derrek
Do not show mike or tell him i'm writing :)
w/b if you want and dont show any 1 else thanks
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This note was not written by any of the kids in my classes. He's apparently a 7th grader who hangs out in our classroom sometimes because my cooperating teacher was his favorite teacher last year. Anyway, either he or "Ashley" dropped it in there. Ha.
Question: How old were YOU when you received your first kiss? The bit about kissing eight girls seems fishy to me. Either he is lying to make himself sound more experienced (extremely likely), or he really is a sketchy little boy who has gotten around quite a bit already. Leave a comment, I am taking a poll on this one.
[This note was at one time intricately folded into the shape of a heart within a square. This kid has mad skills.]
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Ashley!
Sup? PLEASE! put notes in my locker, or in the morning I get in trouble. I am Autumns cousin and im 14. O and mike is lieing when he said I called you a dork. O and the girl is just a friend. (LOL!) I'v kissed bout 8 girls and made out w/ bout 5. Yea so my last name is Jenkins, so how would I C U on weekends? So where u skate at? And u do sound cool. So what is ure faviorte band? U go 2 the skate park in Staunton. Well GtG.
Give me notes in the morning or put them in my locker or 4 god sake just call me already. Any 1 is ok. Locker# 244 cell# 555-3234
Later
Derrek
Do not show mike or tell him i'm writing :)
w/b if you want and dont show any 1 else thanks
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This note was not written by any of the kids in my classes. He's apparently a 7th grader who hangs out in our classroom sometimes because my cooperating teacher was his favorite teacher last year. Anyway, either he or "Ashley" dropped it in there. Ha.
Question: How old were YOU when you received your first kiss? The bit about kissing eight girls seems fishy to me. Either he is lying to make himself sound more experienced (extremely likely), or he really is a sketchy little boy who has gotten around quite a bit already. Leave a comment, I am taking a poll on this one.