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Robyn and I have discovered that my right shoulder is like and inch and a half higher than my left. It's crazy. We measured. We think that's why you can always see a little corner of my bra sticking out of my shirt on the right side (NOT because I'm secretly a slut, which was our original hypothesis). I will never be able to look in the mirror again without seeing myself as a mutant. I hope you can all still love me, even though I'm not symmetrical.