say what you want but

Aug 28, 2005 01:31


long entry watch out!

there are so many thigns about people that i simply do not understand and nothing particular is on my mind but i literally look at people all the time like , what the fuck, are you thinking?

1- lying. not a huge fan myself however if it's getting you out of something or whatever.. then whatever. while im not stating im in ( Read more... )

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WARNING...this is also long...Doooooommmm.... thegodoffuck February 21 2006, 12:21:37 UTC
#1: Social Chameleons are a next to impossible thing to understand. Next time, act in a certain way to obviously make him contradict himself. See how he reacts. Lying to save somebodys feelings on works temporarly.
#2: Most of the time when people judge and point out other peoples "flaws" is just to make sure the microscope dosent get near them.
Opinions are fine for everyone. So is a shut the fuck up.
#3: Most romantic notions of love nowadays are fleeting. In my experience 82% of girls and sometimes guys will say "i love you" after sex just so they dont feel dirty or guilty. In the case of before sex its generally just to get to the next step. In just friendly relationships its hard to tell. Somebody that says they love all their friends and makes and loses them easily is either very easily giving or full of shit.
#4: Me niether. I can mail you something if you promise to follow these steps:
(1) "oh your dog is so cute, i saw this collar and bought it for him..."
(2) Put collar on dog.
(3) Set up the radius of effect on this gizmo just on the inside of your yard
(4) Turn on its collar
(5) Laugh for me hysterically when the dog gets shocked until it gets back out of the yard.
#5 Most people that would define themselves as "original" suffer from delussions of coolness. Nothings really new anymore its just slightly altered and rehashed old stuff. Being original is being werid. In that way of people reacting as: What the fuck! iv'e never seen that before.
Original=werid. Werid does not = original.
#6 People are sheep. Its the whole cliqueish, cool club mentality. Mob rules apply. On the subject of vegitarians, Whens the last time you saw a healthy looking one? All and all i say keep them. With all the diseases and other problems with cattle what are we going to eat next?
#7 People who are not hypocrits are those that do not generally express their opinions or have
rock hard erections about things and make blanket statments. It next to impossible to not contradict yourself if you express your opinions in a general way. Irony is a awesome thing.
#8 Apparently he coulden't afford the ear pieces that everyone is running around full of self importance with. In any Case. WIth the rubber band cutting off blood flow to his brain and all the radiation and waves goinging through his head constantly i have one word.
Darwin.

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Re: WARNING...this is also long...Doooooommmm.... _arrhythmia March 5 2006, 19:02:15 UTC
whoa i never saw that.
thats the best livejournal comment ive ever gotten!

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