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we went to a show last night. in a state that is not our own. but we didn't get lost. not even once.
there was a lion in milford. he was just chillin' in this yard. he looked lonely so we decided to ride him for a while.
then we decided to go 67 in a 50 and pass without signalling. so i got a ticket. but it was in delaware, so i won't get points on my license. i still have to go to court 497 miles away in georgetown though. the cop was all like, "hi, i'm going to shine my bright flashlight in your eyes and ask you if you've been drinking. THEN, when you ask for help finding your insurance card, i'm going to nonchalantly laugh it off and say "Don't ask me! HAHALKFHLSHKLAHHA". then i'm going to write you a ticket and take 18 minutes doing so, JUST so you have to wait in the cold with your window rolled down. oh, but i'm going to be a NICEEEEE guy and give you a warning on passing without signalling." aww, really officer? thanks SO much. i hope you fucking died last night on your way home.
after that, i was stressed out for a while, but then we started talking shit about people again which made me feel better.
there was a lion in milford. he was just chillin' in this yard. he looked lonely so we decided to ride him for a while.
then we decided to go 67 in a 50 and pass without signalling. so i got a ticket. but it was in delaware, so i won't get points on my license. i still have to go to court 497 miles away in georgetown though. the cop was all like, "hi, i'm going to shine my bright flashlight in your eyes and ask you if you've been drinking. THEN, when you ask for help finding your insurance card, i'm going to nonchalantly laugh it off and say "Don't ask me! HAHALKFHLSHKLAHHA". then i'm going to write you a ticket and take 18 minutes doing so, JUST so you have to wait in the cold with your window rolled down. oh, but i'm going to be a NICEEEEE guy and give you a warning on passing without signalling." aww, really officer? thanks SO much. i hope you fucking died last night on your way home.
after that, i was stressed out for a while, but then we started talking shit about people again which made me feel better.