Die, skeevy guy!
Me: Peacefully typing in cafe.
Skeevy Guy: Sits at the table next to mine. Does something which I don't really see, but which makes his presence feel obtrusive.
Me: Turns to look at him.
Skeevy Guy: "I was just checking you out."
Me: "EXCUSE ME?!"
Skeevy Guy: "Uh..."
Me: "Never mind."
Me: Turns back to laptop.
Skeevy Guy: "I said, 'I was just checking you out.' That's what guys do."
Skeevy Guy: Stares at my breasts.
Me: "Dude! You can't sit next to a woman and tell her you're checking her out! That's incredibly rude!"
Skeevy Guy: Turns his back to me. Eventually gets up and leaves.
What makes my jaw drop is that he had a chance to leave well enough alone after I said "Never mind," but decided that I really wanted to verbal confirmation of what he was doing.
Skeevy Guy: Sits at the table next to mine. Does something which I don't really see, but which makes his presence feel obtrusive.
Me: Turns to look at him.
Skeevy Guy: "I was just checking you out."
Me: "EXCUSE ME?!"
Skeevy Guy: "Uh..."
Me: "Never mind."
Me: Turns back to laptop.
Skeevy Guy: "I said, 'I was just checking you out.' That's what guys do."
Skeevy Guy: Stares at my breasts.
Me: "Dude! You can't sit next to a woman and tell her you're checking her out! That's incredibly rude!"
Skeevy Guy: Turns his back to me. Eventually gets up and leaves.
What makes my jaw drop is that he had a chance to leave well enough alone after I said "Never mind," but decided that I really wanted to verbal confirmation of what he was doing.