At long last and as promised, I am beginning to write up one of my more guilty pleasures, the 15-book (or so) Wild Card series edited by George R. R. Martin
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I would have phrased it, "if the pace slows, have a character get raped/mutilated/beaten to death/disembowled/raped andmutilated/beaten to death/disemboweled."
If you stick it out to the very last volumes, you will come across a detailed infodump about how to have sex with a horse. OK, so the horse in question is actually a centaur, and it's a sweet, romantic story about love overcoming prejudice. But! There is still a detailed infodump on how to have sex with a horse.
It was written by Melinda Snodgrass, who was also responsible for a Star Trek novel called Tears of the Singers, in which Lt. Uhura meets a tormented and temperamental genius musician with a disease that will kill him if he over-exerts himself. He insults her, she puts him in his place, and then it turns out that there are these baby seal aliens who are being clubbed because when they die, they shed a single tear that turns into a beautiful gem. Only they are also engaged in singing a song that prevents their sun from going nova, and now their song is being disrupted because they're being clubbed.
So the tormented genius musician-- did I mention that he has tousled black hair and brilliant green eyes?-- is drafted to back up Uhura as she communicates with them via music.
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He overexerts himself and dies in her arms. A baby seal alien spontaneously sheds a single tear, which Uhura makes into a memorial necklace.
Many bits I encountered in fanfic were familiar to me solely due to having previously read Melinda Snodgass.
I bought and read the first one. While I fell in love with the concept of marginal heroes, I don't think I read any of the others. The flawed characters in Wild Cards were so much more interesting than Peter Parker the Whinger.
I remember these, but cannot remember reading any of them except for the Zelazny stories (I was a Zelazny completist)--am not sure if I actually own that one, though. I await future posts with great anticipation.
Fortunato, the half-Japanese (almond eyes) half-black (cocoa-colored skin) pimp, whose powers vary according to what he needs for a story, but are acquired by having sex and blocking his penis with his finger so no semen emerges, and it then migrates to his forehead and gives him powers. (Basic Tantric sex magic, actually; Lewis Shiner didn't make that part up. Women love him.
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If you stick it out to the very last volumes, you will come across a detailed infodump about how to have sex with a horse. OK, so the horse in question is actually a centaur, and it's a sweet, romantic story about love overcoming prejudice. But! There is still a detailed infodump on how to have sex with a horse.
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So the tormented genius musician-- did I mention that he has tousled black hair and brilliant green eyes?-- is drafted to back up Uhura as she communicates with them via music.
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He overexerts himself and dies in her arms. A baby seal alien spontaneously sheds a single tear, which Uhura makes into a memorial necklace.
Many bits I encountered in fanfic were familiar to me solely due to having previously read Melinda Snodgass.
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Fortunato the Pimp?!
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