I am not making this up
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vass:
Find the nearest book to you, turn to page 45, and read the first sentence: this describes your sex life in 2018.
There was a violent hammering at the main gate. (Power of Three, Diana Wynne Jones.)
I'm not sure whether to be excited or alarmed.
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vass:
Find the nearest book to you, turn to page 45, and read the first sentence: this describes your sex life in 2018.
There was a violent hammering at the main gate. (Power of Three, Diana Wynne Jones.)
I'm not sure whether to be excited or alarmed.
Crossposted to https://rachelmanija.dreamwidth.org/2179942.html. Comment here or there.