Perhaps it was unfair to list "flaming car" as a possibility. Though I'm not leaving till Saturday, so there's still time.
There is an obnoxious-looking bus tour which people keep recommending, led by a stand-up comedian who does quick-changes and screams a lot. While walking I got a good look at the interior, and saw that he was wearing a habit, gloved in flame, and spinning flaming nunchucks.
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http://rachelmanija.dreamwidth.org/1069635.html. Comment here or there.