"I can shake my hips like an arab harem dancer."

[rachelle6485]

god damn i love danny. he was telling me that he could hula hoop outta his pants...wow thats funny. hes so great, he makes me smile. i made a new friend last night, and i wanted to beat these bitches asses last night. too pissed...yeah so ive discovered that jim makes me VERY violent. i was very bitchy tuesday and he cheered me up..kayla thanked him and he then asked "whats wrong, someone got a case of the bloodies??" and i laughed for a good ten mintues. i love it...someone asked him "hey youre a bouncer that must mean you get alot of chicks, right?" and he said "no ya know why? because my job description is 'pool table opener', so unless i can open the pool table with my tongue or my PEN 15, im not going to pick up chicks." 10/10...hes the greatest.
well im tryin to drink some more jim and wait for greg to call..m.a.y.b.e.

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