Title: All my friends are evil b*stards (except you)
Fandom: Glee
Rating: PG13
Words: 1800 approx
Warnings: Post-episode 15, The Power of Madonna, by a bit. Sort of an episode response. Probably breaks canon.
Summary: Rachel/Jesse. He's suprised - Rachel's surprised, the damn gossip blogger with the smart phone and the locker next door is surprised - when he leads with, 'I'd like to introduce you to other people.'
Jesse St. James is the king of opening lines. (link to my journal.)