"Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in time."

[rachel_page]

This has been the slowest fucking week ever. Someone is messing with the clocks. Or maybe somewhere within it's orbit, Earth has become trapped in cosmic peanut butter.

I dread SAT's. Three hours of multiple choice is not how I wish to spend my Saturday morning.

I'm about to become a beautician. This is scary. Me with scissors is scary. Me with scissors near anything resembling an ear is scary.

I need to do something good for Mothers' Day.