Dudes, whom do I have to shag to get comments mailed?
And why do I need so much sleep lately? It can't be the lack of caffeine and the general bleakness of this summer alone.
However, I am massively enjoying humanoids lately, and find myself chatting with everybody who doesn't escape quickly enough. Yesterday, I had to remember a PIN I use about once every few months only, but then I forgot and toasted my bank PIN (which I use regularly) -- and thoroughly enjoyed talking to the bank ladies. The idea alone would have made me paranoid three months ago.
My old friend Katrin is in Berlin for a few days, and we'll try to find the right camera for me which means we will probably end up goofing around in her favourite record stores, having too much ice cream, and scaring little children by putting on silly hats. Okay, that putting on silly hats thing is my specialty. -- And oh is she naughty! She suggested we go back to the site of the camera fiasco '05 -- where that salesman told me off when I wanted to buy my first digital camera. She thinks I got the right "Got money to burn!" attitude at the moment for some evil fun at the expense of stupid salesmen by looking at the really big guns and discussing Rebel versus Powershot and Canon versus Nikon.
Heck. I really need to buy a new camera RIGHT NOW otherwise I'll be too tempted to buy a ticket to NYC. I've wasted an entire day on the internets just trying to locate stores in Berlin, and I just can't believe how lousy everybody's service and advertizing is. All I wanted was a list of good stores so I can can buy a camera IN REAL LIFE NOW -- and five hours later, I still didn't know anything.
Also totally newsworthy, we passed a poster saying "Yes, but..." [in English!], with a sketch of a butt below. Ten minutes later, we saw two huge Labradors, one black, the other one white, sniffing each other's butts, forming one furry rotating canine yin/yang symbol, and stopping all passers-by. We haven't really stopped laughing yet.
However, I am massively enjoying humanoids lately, and find myself chatting with everybody who doesn't escape quickly enough. Yesterday, I had to remember a PIN I use about once every few months only, but then I forgot and toasted my bank PIN (which I use regularly) -- and thoroughly enjoyed talking to the bank ladies. The idea alone would have made me paranoid three months ago.
My old friend Katrin is in Berlin for a few days, and we'll try to find the right camera for me which means we will probably end up goofing around in her favourite record stores, having too much ice cream, and scaring little children by putting on silly hats. Okay, that putting on silly hats thing is my specialty. -- And oh is she naughty! She suggested we go back to the site of the camera fiasco '05 -- where that salesman told me off when I wanted to buy my first digital camera. She thinks I got the right "Got money to burn!" attitude at the moment for some evil fun at the expense of stupid salesmen by looking at the really big guns and discussing Rebel versus Powershot and Canon versus Nikon.
Heck. I really need to buy a new camera RIGHT NOW otherwise I'll be too tempted to buy a ticket to NYC. I've wasted an entire day on the internets just trying to locate stores in Berlin, and I just can't believe how lousy everybody's service and advertizing is. All I wanted was a list of good stores so I can can buy a camera IN REAL LIFE NOW -- and five hours later, I still didn't know anything.
Also totally newsworthy, we passed a poster saying "Yes, but..." [in English!], with a sketch of a butt below. Ten minutes later, we saw two huge Labradors, one black, the other one white, sniffing each other's butts, forming one furry rotating canine yin/yang symbol, and stopping all passers-by. We haven't really stopped laughing yet.