1. Tough week. Hard work, but instead of collapsing I urgently had to throw a party, and did it by overediting and by putting myself into funky
boxes.2. Further plumbing adventures: Tomorrow morning, I'll regret not having repaired the increasingly unruly shower. Janitor has the weekend off, so I am toast. I also fucked up that thing under the
(
Read more... )
Comments 9
Then teach me.
I'm not horny. Haven't been in years.
Bras opening at the front + big boobs = PAIN.
Reply
Have been turned on non-stop for like 6 weeks now, and it's starting to do me in. Dunno what's worse, never horny, or always.
I'm sticking to the high-performance bras from the martial arts shelf in the most expensive sports equipment store ever. Fun way to burn money.
Reply
Don't know "You don't know Jack" though. Although I do know a Jack. Most confusing sentence ever.
Except the And one. Which I must go post about. RANDOM THOUGHTS
Reply
Though I would have loved to be the one who explains the rules to you and then gets beaten by you immediately :-D I did that with my evil Christian cousin. He prided himself in having been a good chess player for years. I'd never played chess before (or ever since, as I really can't give a damn), so he explained the rules to me, and I beat him. Three times in a row. He was pissed off... I suspect an absolute beginner doing that to me would make my day.
YDKJ has an online version, too. But it's more fun IRL!
Reply
Maybe you're such a gorgeous babe that reading you makes them horny :)
Reply
Just thought about it and I suspect I'd rather have people crack with laughter reading my LJ.
Reply
Reply
Reply
( ... )
Reply
Leave a comment