For
Spacemonkey6,
the most beautiful woman on this planet, and all other clownophobes --
Caption: "Technically, the man with the umbrella has more weapons, but clowns can harm you just by looking at you!"
Caption: "This clown cracked a huge whip to clear the street for the parade -- very loud, effective, and glorious! I was so scared. Inspite of almost pissing myself, I really liked that. I got pretty close to walking up to him and asking whether he'd like to become my bodyguard."