WARPED TOUR BITCHES!!!!
holy shit what an adventure. definatley one of the best parts of summer. ok it all started around 10:45 when miki picked up me, paul, richard, michele, and his girlfriend. so we're driving to warped tour and we come up to the exit and theres this huge ass line of crazy idiot drivers. there were these queer looking kids behind us who kept tryign to film us then there were these gay jocks blocking everyone and not letting anyone pass. it was probably 90something degrees out at the time and of course miki's shitty van cant take it so it fucking over heats.... and then of course we cant do anyhtign about it cuz he got in a crash not too long ago and now the hood wont open. miki just decides to leave it there on the side of i95 and start walking hoping that someone would steal it so he can get 2000$ from his insurance company. after about 5 minutes of walking some irish guy offers to give us a ride...this guys car was a piece of crap and it had like an ant nest in it and they got all over paul. richard most fortunatley didnt have a ticket and he was hoping there would be ticket scalpers selling tickets for a reasonable price...they wanted 75$ so we had to leave richard on his own for a while cuz we didnt feel like finding him better scalpers. eventually he got a ticket for 50$ about an hour later. IT WAS HOT AS FUCK!!!! the first band we saw was funeral for a friend which is this really good english hardcore band. too bad they had to be at that stupid stage that had seets. after we saw them i stayed by myself and saw the briefs which was one of the few punk bands that was there. they were pretty damn good considering ive never heard of them before. me and richard got a pretty good circle pit going and we saw alot of people there that we met from the adolescents show. ok and then after that i met back up with the non-punks and saw a7x.....chyahh dude frikken awsome band and the pit was crazy too. and then we took a break and i had to buy a gatorade for 3 fucking dollars....i let the guy knwo that he was a stupid idiot jerk by giving him dirty looks and saying the price is ridiculous in a profound manner. ok then we see atreyu.....HOLY SHIT FUCKING BEST PIT EVER. that seriosuly was the biggest circle pit ive ever seen. it went all the way around the sound board tent. i got hit liek five times and my butt cheek really hurts. and paul and i saw rafeal and started skanking but it got too hectic.....tehehe i punched some kid in the face cuz he was right in the way flailing his arms around and what not. and then me and paul got hit by some huge scary guy. needless to say my jaw kinda hurts but who cares it was so fun. after that sicne we made all the girls see atreyu and a7x it was only fair for us to see fallout boy with them...ewwww. a bunch of fuckign jocks started a pit and didnt know what the fuck they were doing. most fortunatley the pit hard to start right in front of us and breanna got fuckign pissed....it was so crazy any time some guy pushed into she woul try to inflict as much pain on them as she could. she started hitting a guy with her flip flop know what im sayin, she kicked this guy in the back know what im sayin, she yanked a guy by his hair (fucking crazy) know what im sayin, and then it started pouring....know what im saying? ok so we're all soaked and we're sitting there waiting for them to start playing again but it didnt look like it was gonna happen any time soon on a counta all we could see was dense clouds and large clusters of emo kids. ok so then we're all huddling together for warmth and we decide to go home cuz it just wasnt worth it anymore....i really wanted to see thrice and the transplants but o well im happy with what i saw. chyahh then we gots a ride hoem from mishi's mom and dad and then paul and i had the most orgasmic pizza of our lives......THE END