I do not know that man, but in his hand he holds the sweet nectar of Christmas: Barber's Egg Nog.
I know that there are other nogs out there. I've tried a few of them. I can only say that they are inferior to the nog of my homestate: Barber's Egg Nog.
At Thanksgiving, I had my mom bring me a quart of that creamy, thick, spicy, milky drink so that I could celebrate the holidays proper-like. You know, with drinks that have 220 calories per 8oz.
I should be ashamed to say I probably have only one serving left.
But I'm not. Because Barber's Egg Nog is the BOMB DIGGITY.
I only buy one carton a year. I can drink the entire carton, but then, no more until next Christmas.
It's going to be very hard not to come home from my trip to Alabama this weekend with another quart of nog. But like the holidays themselves, it's best not to overdose on the good stuff. You gotta save some of that magic for the next time.
But Lawdy Mercy - Do I ever love me some nog!