An Open Letter to Kelly Ripa:

Jul 18, 2007 09:42

Dear Kelly Ripa -

I appreciate that you point out that exercise is for your health and not for your looks, that the slimmer figure is merely an extra.  But Kelly Ripa - you weigh about 25 pounds.  You do not look "Healthy" to me.  You are this little stick with stringy muscles, and it just isn't pretty.  Wouldn't you rather have just a little bit of fat?  Something that softens you up so that you don't look so, well, severe?

Kelly Ripa, I invite you to have a slice of cake.  Or, if you are avoiding refined sugars, an avacado.  Anything with some fat in it.  You know what the lucky bi-product of eating the right amount of fat is, Kelly Ripa?  A nice, shiny coat.  I'm just saying -  I've noticed your hair is a little dry looking lately, but that could be the bleaching.

Stay  healthy, Kelly Ripa, and God Speed...though on a windy day, I doubt you'd need any extra speed...

Sincerely,
Rachael

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