You have sucessfully creeped me out more than The Burger King.
Seriously - telling me that Robert Goulet comes in and messes shit up while you're sleepy at 3:00pm every day (which I AM, by the way, and just how do you know that?) freaks me out...because I always just assumed it was the cat.
Anyway, I feel it is my job to warn you, LJ friends, about the danger that is Robert Goulet. It will not be an enchanted evening when Goulet does stuff to you in the afternoons. To find out more about this horror, please vist the
Emerald Nuts website and click on ol' Bob's photo at the bottom. Apparantly, Goulet is the natural enemy of natural energy.
Don't let this happen to you. If nothing else, you can print out a creepy Robert Goulet mask. :-)