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PIRACY.
PS. Don't you hate when girls get the menstration sensation?
Life and It's Little Questions . . .
-Who's cruel idea was it to have an "s" in the word, lisp?
-Why do hotdogs come in a pack of 8 and hotdog buns come in a pack of 10???
-What happens if you get scared half to death TWICE???????
-Don't you find it disturbing that there are braille buttons on drive-through bank machines?
-Why do people say life is short when it's the longest thing we'll ever do?
-We could all take a lesson from crayons, some are bright, some are dull, some beautiful, some ugly, and some have wierd names. As diffeernt as they are, they all have to learn to live in the same box
-Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them
-Can you get cornered in a round room?
-How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
-Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
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-Can mute people burp?
-If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
-If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
-Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
-Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back
-Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
-Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
-Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
-Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
-If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
-If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
-How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
-If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
-If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
-When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh? I actually had that conversation with someone the other day. aha.
-If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?
-Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
-Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
-Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
-Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?
-Can you cry under water?
-Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
-Can a metal plate in your head get rusted?
-Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
-Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in
-Can someone give up lent for lent?
-If CD’s were spun in the opposite direction, would it say everything backwards?
-If lava melts rock, wouldn’t the lava melt the volcano?
-Can a person choke and die on a life savor?
-What happens when you say “hi” to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack?
-Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?
-Why is the St. Louis baseball team the cardinals, but the Missouri state bird is the blue bird?
-Why are blue Christmas lights so popular? Aren't red and green the traditional colors?
-Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
-If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will ruin your appetite won’t eating dinner before dessert ruin your appetite for dessert?
-When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?
-Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
-Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, does he have a girlfriend?
-If shampoo comes in so many colors, why is the lather on your head always white?
-How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
-Since the U.S. says United We Stand, does that offend legless people?
-If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play?
-Why isn't sour cream really sour?
-Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway?
-If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
-If a fire truck was on its way to a fire and it passes another fire, which fire would it go to?
-If you could walk through the walls, wouldn’t you fall through the floor?
-Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
-If you stick on stickers on non-stick pans, would they stick on?
-On a hamburger bun, why is the top bun always bigger than the bottom one?
-If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
-If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?
-Why does breaking a mirror mean seven years of bad luck when seven is a lucky number??
-Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!?
-Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
-What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
-On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?
-Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A & Canada?
-Why are things typed up but written down?
-If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
-Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
-How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
-Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?
-If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
-What is a male ladybug called?
-Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?
-If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
-What do you call female daddy long legs?
-Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
-Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot?
-Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces?
-Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
-There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence
-What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
-Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
-Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
-Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
-Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
-Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
-Why is the word "abbreviate" so long
I actually took the time to read all those and some I have thought of before. I am probably the only one that would. Aha.
Must say, those are some good quotes from health class.
PIRACY.
PS. Don't you hate when girls get the menstration sensation?
Life and It's Little Questions . . .
-Who's cruel idea was it to have an "s" in the word, lisp?
-Why do hotdogs come in a pack of 8 and hotdog buns come in a pack of 10???
-What happens if you get scared half to death TWICE???????
-Don't you find it disturbing that there are braille buttons on drive-through bank machines?
-Why do people say life is short when it's the longest thing we'll ever do?
-We could all take a lesson from crayons, some are bright, some are dull, some beautiful, some ugly, and some have wierd names. As diffeernt as they are, they all have to learn to live in the same box
-Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them
-Can you get cornered in a round room?
-How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
-Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
-?
-Can mute people burp?
-If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
-If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
-Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
-Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back
-Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
-Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
-Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
-Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
-If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
-If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
-How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
-If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
-If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
-When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh? I actually had that conversation with someone the other day. aha.
-If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?
-Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
-Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
-Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
-Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?
-Can you cry under water?
-Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
-Can a metal plate in your head get rusted?
-Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
-Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in
-Can someone give up lent for lent?
-If CD’s were spun in the opposite direction, would it say everything backwards?
-If lava melts rock, wouldn’t the lava melt the volcano?
-Can a person choke and die on a life savor?
-What happens when you say “hi” to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack?
-Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?
-Why is the St. Louis baseball team the cardinals, but the Missouri state bird is the blue bird?
-Why are blue Christmas lights so popular? Aren't red and green the traditional colors?
-Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
-If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will ruin your appetite won’t eating dinner before dessert ruin your appetite for dessert?
-When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?
-Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
-Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, does he have a girlfriend?
-If shampoo comes in so many colors, why is the lather on your head always white?
-How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
-Since the U.S. says United We Stand, does that offend legless people?
-If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play?
-Why isn't sour cream really sour?
-Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway?
-If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
-If a fire truck was on its way to a fire and it passes another fire, which fire would it go to?
-If you could walk through the walls, wouldn’t you fall through the floor?
-Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
-If you stick on stickers on non-stick pans, would they stick on?
-On a hamburger bun, why is the top bun always bigger than the bottom one?
-If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
-If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?
-Why does breaking a mirror mean seven years of bad luck when seven is a lucky number??
-Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!?
-Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
-What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
-On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?
-Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A & Canada?
-Why are things typed up but written down?
-If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
-Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
-How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
-Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?
-If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
-What is a male ladybug called?
-Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?
-If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
-What do you call female daddy long legs?
-Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
-Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot?
-Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces?
-Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
-There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence
-What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
-Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
-Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
-Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
-Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
-Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
-Why is the word "abbreviate" so long
I actually took the time to read all those and some I have thought of before. I am probably the only one that would. Aha.
Must say, those are some good quotes from health class.