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Okay, so I have managed to stay completely spoiler free for season 4. I have not read anything in anyone's LJ, on fan boards, in fan fiction, nothing, nada, zip, zilch.
So, today I'm going to watch and write my thoughts as I do...let's see if J.J. can manage to get through the 1st episode w/o geting a nasty letter from me.
And away we go! ::pushes play button::
LOL!! I do have to say I love the red/black lingere scene from last year better.
ohhh, pretty colored buttons!
Time jump!!!
Have I ever mentioned how much I love the music they pick for this show. They need to put it all onto CD's so I don't have to hunt aroundto find the names of the songs and....what the hell, I thought the guy in the suit was chasing Syd and it turns out he's w/Syd.
LOL! "There's a reason for protocol" Wow, could he have anymore of stick up his ass.
Yes, please take off your shirt :)
OWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Yes, please 'strut'
Angels Bassett is the new Director...this could be interesting
Woah, Syd's gonna be working in the mailroom. LOL!!! I'd quit too if I had to sort CIA letters.
mmmmmmmm......sweaty!Vaughn
Agent Weiss!!! How I've missed you!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAA!!!! He burned his house down!
"last year sucked" Well Vaughn, that is the understatement of the century
hmmmm..is the the new location of the bat cave? Well, well, well...the CIA has it's own bat cave.
DIxon!!!!!!!!
ooooooooo, Spy!Daddy
Vaughn!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Uncle Arvin of the Inappropriate Touching "handpicked" the team. Why is Uncle Arvin involved!! Why, J.J., Why!!
I mean I know why, I just like asking the question 'cause, well, you know, it's Uncle Arvin and it wouldn't be Alias without him but still, the question has to be asked...Where the hell is Agent Weiss and Marshall. Why are they not on the handpicked team!
ALIAS DANCE!!!! ::BOOGIES:: How I've....missed you? What the hell was that! There aren't supposed to be any pictures in my dance
So apparently J.J. has decided not to answer the question of what was on the papers in the box...at least not w/in the first 30 minutes anyway. Why do you torture me like this, J.J., why? Haven't I been a good and loyal fan for the last 3 years? Didn't I suffer through Lauren for an entire season? Isn't that enough suffering for one lifetime? Just tell me what's on the damn papers already!
Ohh!!! we're back
The CIA "SD-6" is so pretty and shiney and whitely sterile. Couldn't they spring for a can of red paint?
Uncle Arvin is always so amusing when he tries to be contrite.
Sarah!Song ::sings along to 'World on Fire'::
aaaaaawwwwwwwww!!! I've missed you too, Vaughn. Oh, wait, he wasn't talking to me. *swears* Yes, yes it would be nice to pretend that S3 never happened....okay well not all of s3, cause I'd want to keep somethings.
mmmmmm......glasses!Vaughn, made even better by a suit ::drools::
of couse he's gonna get busted by some baddie he's gone up against before. ::attempts to place bad guy:: Hmm...nope, no luck.
Commercial break....yay, updates on the snow we had on Wednesday.
Back...to find Vaughn busted. Hey!! don't wrinkle the suit, pal! It looks good on him!
Run faster, Vaughn! Cause the faster you run the quicker we can get the Syd/Vaughn smoochies!
oooooo, that'll leave a mark.
awwwwwww, I've missed those looks!! I've missed shirtless!Vaughn too, but I think I missed the angsty looks more.
oooooo, are we going to get answers to the Spy!Daddy question? Yes, what the hell happened in Wittenberg! Okay, we know that Jack ran Syd through Project Christmas, this is not a secret. What the hell did Spy!Daddy do on those papers? Okay, for her to be that upset I'm going to be it has something to do with a member of the Spy!Family....I'm not putting any money on it being Nadia, unless it turns out she's actually Syd's long lost twin and not the spawn of Uncle Arvin.
Uncle Arvin I think you have a lot to learn about being a father. I think introducing yourself by injecting her with Rambalidi goo for days on end was not the brightest idea you ever had.
So Spy!Daddy is fishing to find out if Syd told Vaughn about what she read in the files...and Vaughn has an idea of what it is? So Vaughn knows whats on the black papers? Dood, if Syd was pissed at Spy!Daddy for whatever was on those papers and she finds out you know...yeah, I'd hid your bits if I were you and plan to spend lots of time on the couch cause you won't get getting any for sometime.
Spy!Sister won't stay out of the family business for long.
What happened!! What the hell happened! Spy!Daddy must have done something really, really, really bad. Syd wasn't even this pissed when she found out about the Project Christmas this in S1.
::hits pause cause I have a feeling the secret paper information is about to be revealed::
Okay, I'm gonna speculate that whatever it is he did has to do with Spy!Mommy cause I can't even imagine anything else that Spy!Daddy would think Spy!Sister would be interested in 'cause Spy!Mommy is the only common link b/w those 3 people.
Spy!Daddy what did you...oh no, no, J.J., you didn't! You wouldn't! You couldn't!
::hits play::
J.J., I swear if you did what I think you did...J.J. Abrahms!!! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!! YOU KILLED HER!!! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! ::LUNGES AT J.J.:: YOU &($&@%"^#p@&@!*?(?&%@#^$&(*(?#^&%*#&?%(#*$( BASTARD!!!! I suppose it would be too much to ask of my sanity to cling to the idea that you are just perpetuating the biggest mind fuck ever on us, that Spy!Mommy is really alive and kicking out there and that you did not just turn Spy!Daddy into someone that vindictive. Either that you you better have one damn good reason for what Spy!Daddy did, like that Spy!Auntie was sent by Spy!Mommy to kill Syd or something equally fucked up, but I'm not gonna hold my breath on that one.
Commercial break over
Uncle Arvin is back to his Inappropriate Touching.
MARSHALL!!!!!!!! AGENT WEISS!!!!!!
They're holding My Boy in custody!! Tell me they didn't give him that really bad prison haircut again. LOL!! Marshall had eggs with him!
LMAO!!! Busted for a playstation!!!!
"Am I dead?"
"You've been recruited"
"Umm, Syd, Slooooane is here"
Oh, Marshall how I've missed you!!!!
LOL!! foiled by a bottle of coke!
Spy!Daddy to the rescue!!! What is it with him and rescuing her in cars?
Uncle Arvin knew that Spy!Daddy had Spy!Mommy killed! Seriously, did everyone but Syd know? But then again, Syd is always the last to know.
OMG!!! Stop with the touching, Uncle Arvin, it is completely grossing me out!!!
Cause while those of out here in TV land knew that Syd was walking into the most obvious setup known to man the Super!SpyTeam, once again did not. I swear, I don't know how these people survived as agents all these years. Worst Spies EVER!!!
Well Spy!Sister sure seems to fit into the family business well...I think I'm going to start having to lust after her wardrobe and hair too.
The hit....what hit? No, are you kidding me! Spy!Mommy hired him to kill Syd and so Spy!Daddy had Spy!Mommy killed. J.J., this is what you expect me to believe? You really think I'm gonna swallow that! Boy, are you deluded. You hit that bad crack on to many times.
Bad Guy whose name I can't spell, seriously Syd doesn't know about any hit. She's the worst Spy ever! Everyone else figured it out but Syd....Syd's a little slow on the uptake.
Spy!Men to the rescue!!!! Or not so much, cause we all know Syd can take care of herself.
Okay, J.J., seriously, you really want us to believe that Irina put a hit out on her own daughter. After everything that happened in S2 you really want us to believe that! After the beginning of S3 when we were told by Spy!Daddy that he was jailed for working with Spy!Mommy to find Syd, you want us to believe that she put a contract out on Syd's life! I'm saying No, No, NO! Your fucking with us and your enjoying it, bastard.
Okay, Jack, let's hear it. Good question, Syd. I don't really think she did want you dead. I think this is all a set up.
"You killed mom to save me."
Seriously, Agent Weiss is buying the whole 'I work at a bank' story. That is just sad. Eric? Who the hell is Eric? Why have I been laboring under the idea for the last 3 seasons that his name was Sean? Did I lose my mind somewhere? I'll have to go back and look but I'm pretty sure I referred to him as Sean multiple times last season.
Wait, wait, wait, wait! Syd ID'd Spy!Mommy's body and had it buried. ::throws hands up in disgust:: So now we're gonna spend the season trying to hide the fact that Spy!Daddy killed Spy!Mommy so that Spy!Sister doesn't cap his ass. J.J., you better make this good
And thus ends my first recap of the season. It had it's good points (lack of Lauren) and it's...*low* points *grumbles* but I do intend to stick around and find out what exactly is going on....and overdose on Spy!Rent Fan Fic.
So, today I'm going to watch and write my thoughts as I do...let's see if J.J. can manage to get through the 1st episode w/o geting a nasty letter from me.
And away we go! ::pushes play button::
LOL!! I do have to say I love the red/black lingere scene from last year better.
ohhh, pretty colored buttons!
Time jump!!!
Have I ever mentioned how much I love the music they pick for this show. They need to put it all onto CD's so I don't have to hunt aroundto find the names of the songs and....what the hell, I thought the guy in the suit was chasing Syd and it turns out he's w/Syd.
LOL! "There's a reason for protocol" Wow, could he have anymore of stick up his ass.
Yes, please take off your shirt :)
OWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Yes, please 'strut'
Angels Bassett is the new Director...this could be interesting
Woah, Syd's gonna be working in the mailroom. LOL!!! I'd quit too if I had to sort CIA letters.
mmmmmmmm......sweaty!Vaughn
Agent Weiss!!! How I've missed you!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAA!!!! He burned his house down!
"last year sucked" Well Vaughn, that is the understatement of the century
hmmmm..is the the new location of the bat cave? Well, well, well...the CIA has it's own bat cave.
DIxon!!!!!!!!
ooooooooo, Spy!Daddy
Vaughn!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Uncle Arvin of the Inappropriate Touching "handpicked" the team. Why is Uncle Arvin involved!! Why, J.J., Why!!
I mean I know why, I just like asking the question 'cause, well, you know, it's Uncle Arvin and it wouldn't be Alias without him but still, the question has to be asked...Where the hell is Agent Weiss and Marshall. Why are they not on the handpicked team!
ALIAS DANCE!!!! ::BOOGIES:: How I've....missed you? What the hell was that! There aren't supposed to be any pictures in my dance
So apparently J.J. has decided not to answer the question of what was on the papers in the box...at least not w/in the first 30 minutes anyway. Why do you torture me like this, J.J., why? Haven't I been a good and loyal fan for the last 3 years? Didn't I suffer through Lauren for an entire season? Isn't that enough suffering for one lifetime? Just tell me what's on the damn papers already!
Ohh!!! we're back
The CIA "SD-6" is so pretty and shiney and whitely sterile. Couldn't they spring for a can of red paint?
Uncle Arvin is always so amusing when he tries to be contrite.
Sarah!Song ::sings along to 'World on Fire'::
aaaaaawwwwwwwww!!! I've missed you too, Vaughn. Oh, wait, he wasn't talking to me. *swears* Yes, yes it would be nice to pretend that S3 never happened....okay well not all of s3, cause I'd want to keep somethings.
mmmmmm......glasses!Vaughn, made even better by a suit ::drools::
of couse he's gonna get busted by some baddie he's gone up against before. ::attempts to place bad guy:: Hmm...nope, no luck.
Commercial break....yay, updates on the snow we had on Wednesday.
Back...to find Vaughn busted. Hey!! don't wrinkle the suit, pal! It looks good on him!
Run faster, Vaughn! Cause the faster you run the quicker we can get the Syd/Vaughn smoochies!
oooooo, that'll leave a mark.
awwwwwww, I've missed those looks!! I've missed shirtless!Vaughn too, but I think I missed the angsty looks more.
oooooo, are we going to get answers to the Spy!Daddy question? Yes, what the hell happened in Wittenberg! Okay, we know that Jack ran Syd through Project Christmas, this is not a secret. What the hell did Spy!Daddy do on those papers? Okay, for her to be that upset I'm going to be it has something to do with a member of the Spy!Family....I'm not putting any money on it being Nadia, unless it turns out she's actually Syd's long lost twin and not the spawn of Uncle Arvin.
Uncle Arvin I think you have a lot to learn about being a father. I think introducing yourself by injecting her with Rambalidi goo for days on end was not the brightest idea you ever had.
So Spy!Daddy is fishing to find out if Syd told Vaughn about what she read in the files...and Vaughn has an idea of what it is? So Vaughn knows whats on the black papers? Dood, if Syd was pissed at Spy!Daddy for whatever was on those papers and she finds out you know...yeah, I'd hid your bits if I were you and plan to spend lots of time on the couch cause you won't get getting any for sometime.
Spy!Sister won't stay out of the family business for long.
What happened!! What the hell happened! Spy!Daddy must have done something really, really, really bad. Syd wasn't even this pissed when she found out about the Project Christmas this in S1.
::hits pause cause I have a feeling the secret paper information is about to be revealed::
Okay, I'm gonna speculate that whatever it is he did has to do with Spy!Mommy cause I can't even imagine anything else that Spy!Daddy would think Spy!Sister would be interested in 'cause Spy!Mommy is the only common link b/w those 3 people.
Spy!Daddy what did you...oh no, no, J.J., you didn't! You wouldn't! You couldn't!
::hits play::
J.J., I swear if you did what I think you did...J.J. Abrahms!!! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!! YOU KILLED HER!!! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! ::LUNGES AT J.J.:: YOU &($&@%"^#p@&@!*?(?&%@#^$&(*(?#^&%*#&?%(#*$( BASTARD!!!! I suppose it would be too much to ask of my sanity to cling to the idea that you are just perpetuating the biggest mind fuck ever on us, that Spy!Mommy is really alive and kicking out there and that you did not just turn Spy!Daddy into someone that vindictive. Either that you you better have one damn good reason for what Spy!Daddy did, like that Spy!Auntie was sent by Spy!Mommy to kill Syd or something equally fucked up, but I'm not gonna hold my breath on that one.
Commercial break over
Uncle Arvin is back to his Inappropriate Touching.
MARSHALL!!!!!!!! AGENT WEISS!!!!!!
They're holding My Boy in custody!! Tell me they didn't give him that really bad prison haircut again. LOL!! Marshall had eggs with him!
LMAO!!! Busted for a playstation!!!!
"Am I dead?"
"You've been recruited"
"Umm, Syd, Slooooane is here"
Oh, Marshall how I've missed you!!!!
LOL!! foiled by a bottle of coke!
Spy!Daddy to the rescue!!! What is it with him and rescuing her in cars?
Uncle Arvin knew that Spy!Daddy had Spy!Mommy killed! Seriously, did everyone but Syd know? But then again, Syd is always the last to know.
OMG!!! Stop with the touching, Uncle Arvin, it is completely grossing me out!!!
Cause while those of out here in TV land knew that Syd was walking into the most obvious setup known to man the Super!SpyTeam, once again did not. I swear, I don't know how these people survived as agents all these years. Worst Spies EVER!!!
Well Spy!Sister sure seems to fit into the family business well...I think I'm going to start having to lust after her wardrobe and hair too.
The hit....what hit? No, are you kidding me! Spy!Mommy hired him to kill Syd and so Spy!Daddy had Spy!Mommy killed. J.J., this is what you expect me to believe? You really think I'm gonna swallow that! Boy, are you deluded. You hit that bad crack on to many times.
Bad Guy whose name I can't spell, seriously Syd doesn't know about any hit. She's the worst Spy ever! Everyone else figured it out but Syd....Syd's a little slow on the uptake.
Spy!Men to the rescue!!!! Or not so much, cause we all know Syd can take care of herself.
Okay, J.J., seriously, you really want us to believe that Irina put a hit out on her own daughter. After everything that happened in S2 you really want us to believe that! After the beginning of S3 when we were told by Spy!Daddy that he was jailed for working with Spy!Mommy to find Syd, you want us to believe that she put a contract out on Syd's life! I'm saying No, No, NO! Your fucking with us and your enjoying it, bastard.
Okay, Jack, let's hear it. Good question, Syd. I don't really think she did want you dead. I think this is all a set up.
"You killed mom to save me."
Seriously, Agent Weiss is buying the whole 'I work at a bank' story. That is just sad. Eric? Who the hell is Eric? Why have I been laboring under the idea for the last 3 seasons that his name was Sean? Did I lose my mind somewhere? I'll have to go back and look but I'm pretty sure I referred to him as Sean multiple times last season.
Wait, wait, wait, wait! Syd ID'd Spy!Mommy's body and had it buried. ::throws hands up in disgust:: So now we're gonna spend the season trying to hide the fact that Spy!Daddy killed Spy!Mommy so that Spy!Sister doesn't cap his ass. J.J., you better make this good
And thus ends my first recap of the season. It had it's good points (lack of Lauren) and it's...*low* points *grumbles* but I do intend to stick around and find out what exactly is going on....and overdose on Spy!Rent Fan Fic.