captin condom says, sex is a gift so wrap it up...lmmfao
did u no we had a captin condom....and that this week is national condom week....yeah that was amd funny when i herd that on the raido...then the commercails got screwy and they played it about 7 times....it was funny...then it just got annoying hearing the guy say dont open the foil wrapper with ur "teef"....
lmao watching myth busters is FUCKING AWSOME!!!!!!first they tested the brown note myth, were they blast 5 7 9 hertz and try to make some one "poo" and they had 24 '18 inch woofers about 240k watts and about 158 pure DB of bass...and it was just really sweet how the myth buster who was only 2 feet away from each set of speakers was like yeah w.e this aint dong ne thign to me and all the workers aroiund who were liek 150 plus feet away and had ear protection on all got stomach aches and all these other fancy words i dont rember and im laughing my ass off....bc the sweeps were only 30 seconds long....and no more than 10 mins all toghether...i love it...and then he was humming and u could hear the vibrations in his voice...and jeez i cant read that my eye balls are vibrating to much...i love it...and then they tested the chiness water touture myth witch really isnt a myth but they think it is but ne ways they tested it to ways, they had adam ina recliner unrestrained and then they had this really really really really really hot girl chained up ona rack...adam was almost sleeping cept for a fly and he was there for 4 hours till he had to go to the bathroom and totaly ran lmao, and the girl totaly broke down in like a hour and was reaqlly twitching when the water hit her head..it was cool kinda....reminded me alot of lisa tho...bc she was into that whole bondage tie me up beat me thing....ina really fucked up way it was actualy fun watching ashley tie her up and have her way with her lol....and on tv now is that show were they soup up 2 cars and drag race them and there souping up 2 grand national's and them are some bitching cars...one of the ppl in the rc club had a real 87 grand national and it had nitrogen shocks in the front and rear witch were hard as a rock and he put a shift kit in and he was going about 45 and thne he decided to floor it (with me in the car playing with the raido) and we were going around 90 when he hit a bump or somthing and then it suddenly it went from about 5k to about 7 k and the front whipped up and ripped the bumper off and he let up and we pulled over to pick up the peices and the bumper FUCKED up this guys 600 benz it pretty much fucked up his whole front end... it took out his raiditor fan grill his bumper windsheild and radar sensor, lmao i felt bad for mike bc the black dude was really pissed and mike was like get all the shit quick and get in the car (witch was still running) and i grab the plate and some other lil peices and throw them into the car and he gets in acting like hes going into the glove box to get his info and he slams it into drive clicks the NOS and we werw gone...lmao that was like the best time we had out side racing rc cars...and i love how they have that new show it takes a thief and they show u how to break into houses, and i must say i have learned alot lol...like back kicking a sliding glass door pops it off its tracks if u do it right, and breaking a window and pulling ht emercincy relase opens the garage door...and they say the idea of the show is secerity, but honestly its just showing how to break in stuff...i mean i wouldnt no how to make certain types of bombs if i didnt watch the one sho one mass bombers and the thing on suicide bombers, like u mix fertalizer and ne kinda gas or desil and a lil spark plug and u have a instant bomb, or how u can melt some plastics and mix in gas or ne thing flame able and then let the plastic dry and break a couple christmas light and stick the element into the plastic and wire them up and kerboom...lol...im saprized no one has sued the tv companys yet....but idk.....o yeah lmao what was mad funny was my aunt called with her normal bull shit and what was mad funny/fucking retarded was that she was like well whos getiing the car she my mom was liek idk she was like well ya no i need a car i dont have one ne more and my mom shut her up by saying if she didnt let danny drive her car with out a liscen he wouldnt of crashed it lol and then she was like well who gets the house bc i need a place to live bc i got evicted and it was really funny hearing all the storys like how the land lord went into alyassa's room and took her bong ( sir chauney redweather ) and poored the bong water out on the rug or bed or somthing and he was like rnt u gonna take it from me and she was like no ull call the cops on me an dit was really funny how he was taking all her bongs and pipes lmao...i love it...well im out to watch resident evil 2 latr bitches
lmao watching myth busters is FUCKING AWSOME!!!!!!first they tested the brown note myth, were they blast 5 7 9 hertz and try to make some one "poo" and they had 24 '18 inch woofers about 240k watts and about 158 pure DB of bass...and it was just really sweet how the myth buster who was only 2 feet away from each set of speakers was like yeah w.e this aint dong ne thign to me and all the workers aroiund who were liek 150 plus feet away and had ear protection on all got stomach aches and all these other fancy words i dont rember and im laughing my ass off....bc the sweeps were only 30 seconds long....and no more than 10 mins all toghether...i love it...and then he was humming and u could hear the vibrations in his voice...and jeez i cant read that my eye balls are vibrating to much...i love it...and then they tested the chiness water touture myth witch really isnt a myth but they think it is but ne ways they tested it to ways, they had adam ina recliner unrestrained and then they had this really really really really really hot girl chained up ona rack...adam was almost sleeping cept for a fly and he was there for 4 hours till he had to go to the bathroom and totaly ran lmao, and the girl totaly broke down in like a hour and was reaqlly twitching when the water hit her head..it was cool kinda....reminded me alot of lisa tho...bc she was into that whole bondage tie me up beat me thing....ina really fucked up way it was actualy fun watching ashley tie her up and have her way with her lol....and on tv now is that show were they soup up 2 cars and drag race them and there souping up 2 grand national's and them are some bitching cars...one of the ppl in the rc club had a real 87 grand national and it had nitrogen shocks in the front and rear witch were hard as a rock and he put a shift kit in and he was going about 45 and thne he decided to floor it (with me in the car playing with the raido) and we were going around 90 when he hit a bump or somthing and then it suddenly it went from about 5k to about 7 k and the front whipped up and ripped the bumper off and he let up and we pulled over to pick up the peices and the bumper FUCKED up this guys 600 benz it pretty much fucked up his whole front end... it took out his raiditor fan grill his bumper windsheild and radar sensor, lmao i felt bad for mike bc the black dude was really pissed and mike was like get all the shit quick and get in the car (witch was still running) and i grab the plate and some other lil peices and throw them into the car and he gets in acting like hes going into the glove box to get his info and he slams it into drive clicks the NOS and we werw gone...lmao that was like the best time we had out side racing rc cars...and i love how they have that new show it takes a thief and they show u how to break into houses, and i must say i have learned alot lol...like back kicking a sliding glass door pops it off its tracks if u do it right, and breaking a window and pulling ht emercincy relase opens the garage door...and they say the idea of the show is secerity, but honestly its just showing how to break in stuff...i mean i wouldnt no how to make certain types of bombs if i didnt watch the one sho one mass bombers and the thing on suicide bombers, like u mix fertalizer and ne kinda gas or desil and a lil spark plug and u have a instant bomb, or how u can melt some plastics and mix in gas or ne thing flame able and then let the plastic dry and break a couple christmas light and stick the element into the plastic and wire them up and kerboom...lol...im saprized no one has sued the tv companys yet....but idk.....o yeah lmao what was mad funny was my aunt called with her normal bull shit and what was mad funny/fucking retarded was that she was like well whos getiing the car she my mom was liek idk she was like well ya no i need a car i dont have one ne more and my mom shut her up by saying if she didnt let danny drive her car with out a liscen he wouldnt of crashed it lol and then she was like well who gets the house bc i need a place to live bc i got evicted and it was really funny hearing all the storys like how the land lord went into alyassa's room and took her bong ( sir chauney redweather ) and poored the bong water out on the rug or bed or somthing and he was like rnt u gonna take it from me and she was like no ull call the cops on me an dit was really funny how he was taking all her bongs and pipes lmao...i love it...well im out to watch resident evil 2 latr bitches