Damn People

[racehorse]

I know I ask for this living in such close proximity to the strip, but people really shouldn't mess with a stout Finnish man's shit. I awake this morning to a call from Dave telling me that someone has knocked over my bike, so of course I immediately grab one of two axes I made in my Solidification Processes of Materials class and run outside to find my beautiful motorbike lying prostrate on its kickstand side. The kickstand was still up! Which is good for me, but the force required to push over my bike while it is in place is quite great. There are fingerprints all over the other side of the tank. Luckily, the bike is designed quite well, so there were no engine or body parts touching the ground, only the left side mirror (which is horribly broken and shattered), the clutch lever (which is bent), and the left-side rear turn signal (which is broken.)

Yes folks, Wayne Brady is gonna have to choke a bitch...