I ain't afraid of no ghost...
My week:
-Class 'till Wed. Still no cable. Watched Ghostbusters 1&2 on DVD ~10x
-Thursday: Studied for final by getting into Houndstooth and drinking
-Friday: Made a 100 A+ on final
-Saturday: Drunkeness with the Dothan boys. Called/Messaged everyone
-Sunday: Recover
And an amazing discovery has been found! Harry Potter books are 530% funnier when every occurance of the word "wand" is replaced instead with the word "wang." See for yourselves..
- "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything
-"A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to."
- "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
- "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "
- "Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls."
- "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
-" Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip."
-"'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang."
-Class 'till Wed. Still no cable. Watched Ghostbusters 1&2 on DVD ~10x
-Thursday: Studied for final by getting into Houndstooth and drinking
-Friday: Made a 100 A+ on final
-Saturday: Drunkeness with the Dothan boys. Called/Messaged everyone
-Sunday: Recover
And an amazing discovery has been found! Harry Potter books are 530% funnier when every occurance of the word "wand" is replaced instead with the word "wang." See for yourselves..
- "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything
-"A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to."
- "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
- "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "
- "Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls."
- "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
-" Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip."
-"'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang."