cremate me after you come on my lips, honey boy. place my ashes in a vase, beneath your workoutbench
So, i am really getting tired of all the stupid shit that ends up in this boring fucking journal. it really is starting to become a chore to enter anything in this damn journal so i will for now on use this to fuck around.
here's me and a brontosaurus. we are going to meet up with god whom you can see glowing in the background. bronto is pretty rad i gotta tell you. god is always asking for money though, he always "forgets" his wallet back at the pearly gates.
fuckin' jerk. it's all because that spoiled bitch jesus takes all of god's money that he gets peddling patrons at churches all over the world. yeah, all of your money goes to jesus' cocaine addiction.
that's jesus strung out on coke, as you can see. a sad scene indeed.
this is a picture i found whilst searching for brontosaurus. it definitely made my day.
in other news i downloaded the new pedro the lion album and it is pretty delectable i must say. a mix of "it's hard to find a friend" and "control". Ian agrees whole-heartedly, but don't quote him on that, because he never said whole-heartedly.
i wrote a new song, it's dark, and i croon. i'm gonna buy a nice mic and get this pro tools party started. yes.
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here's me and a brontosaurus. we are going to meet up with god whom you can see glowing in the background. bronto is pretty rad i gotta tell you. god is always asking for money though, he always "forgets" his wallet back at the pearly gates.
fuckin' jerk. it's all because that spoiled bitch jesus takes all of god's money that he gets peddling patrons at churches all over the world. yeah, all of your money goes to jesus' cocaine addiction.
that's jesus strung out on coke, as you can see. a sad scene indeed.
this is a picture i found whilst searching for brontosaurus. it definitely made my day.
in other news i downloaded the new pedro the lion album and it is pretty delectable i must say. a mix of "it's hard to find a friend" and "control". Ian agrees whole-heartedly, but don't quote him on that, because he never said whole-heartedly.
i wrote a new song, it's dark, and i croon. i'm gonna buy a nice mic and get this pro tools party started. yes.
end of transmission.