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SECTION ONE: CHILDHOOD ASPIRATIONS AND PORN
1. YOUR LIFE ASPIRATION AS A CHILD: Veterinarian, or working at a zoo. :| stfu
2. YOUR VIEWS ON YOUR CHILDHOOD LIFETIME ASPIRATIONS: It would be COOL...but I am POOR and cannot afford such a SCHOOL
3. COULD YOU SEE THOSE SAME ASPIRATIONS AS A PORN MOVIE? Zoophilia? Bestiality? wtf~~~~
4. HOW FAR IS YOUR CURRENT STATION IN LIFE FROM THOSE CHIDHOOD ASPIRATIONS? It would be cool, but I definitely can't afford it.
5. WOULD YOU RATHER JUST BE A PORN STAR? Actually...me and Alanna are lesbian porn stars...or something.
6. IF YOU WERE IN PORN, WHAT KIND OF PORN WOULD YOU MAKE?: I can't say that I'm enlightened on the many types of porn movies. :/
7. WHAT WOULD YOU CALL YOUR PORN MOVIE?: YOUR FACE
8. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB/CAREER (INCLUDING PORN) WHAT WOULD IT BE? Something cool...I dunno.
9. AMATEUR PORN FOR HOME USE, YES OR NO? If you want.
SECTION TWO: WORK AND JESUS
1. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? Sometimes.
2. WHEN DO YOU CALL ON GOD MORE, DURING SEX OR WHEN FRUSTRATED? ..................choice b is the only applicable choice, thank you very much.
3. IF GOD ACTUALLY SHOWED UP WHILE YOU WERE SAYING "OH, GOD" IN BED, WHAT EXACTLY WOULD YOU DO? Uhhhh........I'll call you if it happens
4. QUIET. NO ONE'S LOOKING. ACROSS FROM YOU IS YOUR FRIEND THE WANNABE HIPPY, WICCAN, SAVE THE DOLPHINS FROM THE WHALES, BAN BRAS, MOTHER EARTH, CALL ON THE GODDESS SORT OF PERSON. YOU HAVE THIS SINGLE CHANCE TO DO/SAY ANYTHING TO THEM WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING IT WAS YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO? Probably laugh my ass off for having such a friend.
6. WHILE AT WORK, YOUR EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS COWORKER PROCEEDS TO ENGAGE YOU ABOUT YOUR LACK OF RELIGION, WHAT DO YOU DO?: Tell them to g'way.
7. YOU'VE BEEN LEFT BEHIND AND THE END IS NIGH. PANIC, FIND JESUS, OR PARTY? Jesus? Bah...party...by myself probably.
8. YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS UPON ARRIVING AT WORK: I hate you...
9. YOUR LAST THOUGHTS BEFORE LEAVING WORK: God I still hate you...
10. APPROXIMATE TIME YOU START COUNTING HOW LONG UNTIL LUNCH: Once I get there.
11. COFFEE AT WORK. YES, NO, OR THE WORLD WILL END WITHOUT IT? World would end, I'll bet...
12. YOUR SALARY. UNDERPAID, ADEQUATELY PAID, OR PLEASE GOD LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY? ...lottery PLZ
13. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY AT YOUR JOB IF YOU WERE JESUS? Yeah...I could like...touch people and they'd shower me with money...mhmm...good marketing...
14. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY IF YOU SLEPT WITH THE BOSS? Probably, but noooo...wouldn't happen in ever.
15. IS MAKING MORE MONEY WORTH SLEEPING WITH THE BOSS? Ummmm...no.
SECTION THREE: SPIRITUAL, SEXUAL HODGEPODGE OF LIFE
1. DO YOU HAVE A CAR? (KEL YOU MAY HAVE A CAR BUT IT'S UGLY :P) And no...no I don't. *shrugs*
2. IF SO, DO YOU LOVE YOUR CAR? Probably if I had one...
3. IF YOU'RE A NAMER OF CARS, WHAT DID YOU NAME IT? your mother
4. HAVE YOU BEEN SEXUAL IN YOUR CAR? ...
5. ON YOUR CAR? ...
6. WITH YOUR CAR? ...
7. LUBE. YES, NO, OR WHOOHOOOO? ...
8. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HEAVEN YOU GET TO CHOOSE TO BE ANY ANIME CHARACTER. WHO DO YOU CHOOSE? I don't know...
9. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HELL YOU SUCK GWB'S COCK. HOW LONG UNTIL YOU REPENT? REPENT NOW THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU
10. CONSIDER YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT HUMAN. WORTH DYING FOR? Indeed.
11. WORTH SITTING THROUGH A SEASON OF SURVIVOR FOR? I'd have to think about it.....xD Yeah I would...I've done it before, I can do it again. ;P
12. IF THEY'RE WORTH DYING FOR, BUT NOT WATCHING SURVIVOR FOR, WOULD THEY ASSIST YOU IN THE STALKING AND MURDER OF EVERYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THE CREATION OF SURVIVOR? Mhmmmm...
13. YOU'RE STUCK ON AN ISLAND WITH YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/BUTT BUDDY AND ONE ITEM. WHAT ITEM IS IT? ......butt buddy...........????
14. YOUR LOVER HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A CHICKEN. NOW WHAT? Uhhh...*cluck?*
15. WHAT THE FUCK? CHICKEN? I like chicken...
16. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION ...
17. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WHEN YOU HAVE RUGBURN ON YOUR KNEES ...
18. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WITH A CHICKEN ...
19. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WITH A RACING CHICKEN THAT'S SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE THE DAMNED FINAL FANTASY BIRDS? Chocobos?
20. HOW MANY HOURS HAVE YOU PERSONALLY SPENT INVOLVED IN THE BREEDING OF SAID DAMNED FF BIRDS? XD
21. DID IT TURN YOU ON OR JUST MAKE YOU CLINICALLY INSANE? Already there.
SECTION FOUR: GOD DAMNED STUPID SHIT
1. PICK A COLOR: your face
2. PICK A CONDOM: Ahhh, Booth...
3. PICK A SONG: Hanson: "Smile"
4. PICK A VACATION DESTINATION:
5. CAN YOU ENVISION YOURSELF HAVING SEX WITH THE COLORED CONDOM YOU CHOSE IN THE DESTINATION YOU PICKED WHILE LISTENING TO THE SAID SONG? Thank god, no.
6. NEW LAW DICTATES THAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE A GAI AND SILLY INTERNET CYBERPET OR YOU'LL HAVE YOUR GENITALS REMOVED WITH A RED HOT POKER AND A SPOON. WHAT DO YOU PICK? AHAHAHA
7. BIRD OR FISH? Yay birdies.
8. THE ABOVE-AS A PET OR AS DINNER? Either. ;P
9. WHAT YOU'RE BEST AT: Uhhhh...I unno?
10. WHAT YOU SUCK AT: Mhmmm...
11. WHAT YOU REALLY FUCKING SUCK AT: Yeah...
EDIT:
End of summer quiz thing.
TEN Things You Did
(001.) Went to AnimeNEXT 04 with myski and thewolfboyjack...met Frank...wished death upon Frank.
(002.) Didn't sleep.
(003.) Didn't eat.
(004.) Drank too much orange juice.
(005.) Improved a lot on DDR and Pump It Up.
(006.) Didn't improve at all on my procrastination.
(007.) Visited flagellum_dei15 X3
(008.) Worked at PetsMart.
(009.) Didn't draw much...(I suck)
(010.) Went to the mall a LOT
NINE Favorite Songs of the Summer
(001.) German version of "Barbie Girl"
(002.) Chris singing Aqua's "Barbie Girl" over the phone...and YES, he did hit all the right notes. :9
(003.) Vengaboys: "We Like to Party" *I Love Riikou*
(004.) King and Queen: "Fun Fun Pharoh" *I Love Riikou again*
(005.) A crapload of catchy DDR songs.
(006.) Rammstein: "Spiel Mit Mir"
(007.) Insane Clown Posse *MY HAT <3* and Twiztid: "Sleepwalker" *I Love MG*
(008.) Uhhhh...stuff...
(009.) yeah...
EIGHT Places You Ate At
(001.) Some Italian place in DC
(002.) My yearly McDonald's trip
(003.) Rod's
(004.) Four Winds
(005.) Pizza Hut (Piece of Slut)
(006.) Home.
(007.) Wendy's...
(008.) White Castle?
SEVEN Things that Annoyed You
(001.) Annoying family members.
(002.) Stupid people.
(003.) Annyoing people.
(004.) Art theives.
(005.) People in general. XD
(006.) Loud noises/people yelling.
(007.) Mosquitos.
SIX Things You Bought
(001.) Spiderman soundtracks
(002.) N*Sync's self-titled debut album
(003.) Atticus II
(004.) Counting Crows Greatest Hits
(005.) The Cure: The Cure (WHO WERE ON TV TONIGHT)
(006.) Lostprophets: startsomething
FIVE Things You Accomplished
(001.) Clean my room...somewhat
(002.) Did stuff off my to-do list
(003.) Lost weight...as a result of NOT EATING ALL SUMMER
(004.) Got my first commission...for MONEY XD
(005.) Visited my bestest guy friend KelFace :D
FOUR Movies You Saw
(001.) Spiderman 2
(002.) Shrek 2
(003.) Day After Tomorrow
(004.) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban in IMAX
THREE Things You Wish You Did
(001.) Did my summer work for school
(002.) Did my other work, artwise and such
(003.) Did SOMETHING
TWO Rules You Broke
(001.) Sleep every night...AT night
(002.) Don't eat crap food
ONE Thing You LOVED About This Summer
(001.) No school...?