Merry belated Christmas and a Happy New Year everyone!
xmas party at raccoonish's house!!
_dis_connect_
_dis_connect_ drank 8 poteens.
During a lively discussion on masterbation
_dis_connect_ revealed that
annatar was caught masterbating in
_dis_connect_'s sisters bedroom back in 1995.
In my day a man could handle his drink. A friend of mine could drink a gallon of bourboun in one sitting and could
still drive home, beat his wife and have enough energy to sleep with her afterward!
raccoonish
raccoonish drank 8 pulques.
raccoonish broke into
ozonebaby's car in a drunken haze stealing only their fluffy dice. the
dice are now an integral part of
raccoonish's earring collection.
mickyboy
mickyboy drank a coffee liqueur and 6 ciders.
Contrary to popular belief
mickyboy firmly assured the room that they have never considered following "Reindeer Blowing" as a proper career.
annatar
annatar drank 4 white wines and an ale.
m0naco
m0naco drank 15 aligator bites, a white wine, 5 ales, 10 vodkas, 13 kahluas and 3 rums.
areata
areata drank 14 cosmopolitans, 10 coffee liqueurs and 11 brandys.
ozonebaby
ozonebaby drank 8 pilsners, 8 sambuccas, 10 vodkas and a tequila.
karibelle
karibelle drank 7 champagnes, 5 sherrys, an ale, 6 pilsners and 5 white wines.
williamboyd
williamboyd drank 15 ciders and a rum.
kazuaki
kazuaki drank 5 aftershocks, 4 kahluas and 6 white russians.
squeeish
squeeish drank 4 mint juleps and 10 pilsners.
Whats this? Someone left a note on the TV - it reads "Dear
raccoonish
your party was a crock of shite - it really was awful. Ta for nowt".
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Aww, my party was a crock of shite? Well I'll just have to spruce it all up a bit then! *looks for fluffy dice*