ode to college (i hate this shit)

[rabidninja]

memorize your book,
no need to apply yourself,
just like the real world.

Comments

[gatorboy]

I second that... although college makes you really good at bullshiting things.

[rabidninja]

see, the thing is... i'm terrible at bullshiting, and memorization for that matter. college is dumb... it's all about how much you can fit on your cheat sheet, or pretending to be friends with that loner kid that always has the right answer. i don't see how all these people realistically expect to hold a steady job, or get one in the first place, when they get out of school. eventually the hand-holding has to stop.

on another note... do you think buying an apple cinema display is a justifiable expense? i have the apple bug... bad!

[gatorboy]

Ummm... probably not. Considering that if you use an Educational Discount you can get an iMac for a few hundred dollars more... But they are hot =).

~Matt

[rabidninja]

matt... you are the voice of reason and sanity in my life. from this day forward you will go by the name jiminy cricket. thank you.

Your brilliant

[stayclose84]

thats the haiku of my college carrer! Its all about memorization..good thing i have a good memory or else id be in trouble!

Good luck on your test...you'll do GREAT!

no baby.... you're brilliant

[rabidninja]

thanks stacy.... i don't know where i would be without you and your sister. let me know when you type up that petition. i want to be the first to sign it ;).

[apollo18]

Absolutely true. School is about sucking down the bile it serves you, then regurgitating it out for the rest of your career.

[secretblog]

um, no, that's the ode to a BAD school.
you have to include that info!

[rabidninja]

danke schoen, danke schoen, danke schoen, danke schoen
danke schoen, danke schoen, danke schoen, danke schoen
danke schoen, danke schoen, danke schoen, danke schoen
danke schoen, danke schoen, danke schoen, danke schoen
danke schoen, danke schoen, danke schoen, danke schoen
danke schoen, danke schoen, danke schoen, danke schoen

tempting isn't it?

[secretblog]

whaaaaat?
are you just trying to make little matthew brodericks dance around my head? quoi?