from this day forth livejournal will be known simply as "the jealousy box" or "the insult widget"

[rabidninja]

wet wipes are awesome!!!
way better than damp tee pee,
my ass cheeks agree.

everything makes me what i am

Comments

[secretblog]

can your derriere haiku? did it, in fact? my ass would write about levi's jeans :)

[rabidninja]

my derriere has never actually tried to haiuku, but i think that it could. i think the real question here is... would you read a haiku written in merd?

[secretblog]

oh la merde, no!

it's time to bust out the french text books....

[rabidninja]

i can't spell poop in french. you should come to tampa and tutor me. i'll pay you in boca burgers.

Re: it's time to bust out the french text books....

[secretblog]

boca burgers have gluten :( wah, wah.
how is tampa? the weather's nice here, finallllllement!

how you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess....

[rabidninja]

the other day i was watching ferris bueller with my g/f and i thought of you. can i come up there? we can steal camerons dads car for the day and have an adventure!!! tampa is nice, but singing danke schoen on a random parade float sounds exquisite.

Re: how you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess....

[secretblog]

oh, noooooooowwww I get it. I read the posts backwards. who's yr g/f now ? :) you come up whenever the heyell you want. we'll just put the car up and run it in reverse when we're done and no one will ever know!!