no ninjas no jokes no humongous boners...

[rabidninja]

look in your closet,
more skeletons than a tomb,
it's beyond repair.

i'm through being cool.

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Humongous is a funny looking word

[gutarez]

Saves the Day?

Re: Humongous is a funny looking word

[rabidninja]

no mark... i'm literally through being cool. this should come as good news to you!!! i won't be embarrassed when we hang out from now on.

did you know that i'm only like 3 credits away from a degree in assholism?

[untraceable_24]

Rod I miss your wonderful haikus...and I never get to see you anymore either. Stace has to update me on your life now, which I heard is going rather well ;)

crawl throughy our legs..slide under the back door

[longshadyeyes]

dang I thought you were getting rid of lj!

Re: crawl throughy our legs..slide under the back door

[rabidninja]

wow... you are probably one of the few people that saw my farewell post. you see... i'm in the middle of some sort of emotional breakdown and i figured deleting my online presence was a good first step on the path to recovery. however, my sister caught wind of this news and told me that she would be sad if i deleted it. i can't live knowing that my actions are causing my sister extreme sadness... so voila... here i am.

[rabidninja]

where in the crap are you trace? i haven't been at the library much lately, but i still attend the tuesday/thursday starbucks club and you are nowhere to be found sister. it sounds like we need to catch up over a king sized serving of steamed green beans.

no worries

[dancelike_whoa]

i never knew you were cool?

i kid i kid. but yeah, its funny how i can tell without actually knowing for sure whats going on...sorry to call you out rod (you know thats what i do)and i also want to let you know, because i know your life hasn't been all that swiftacular lately, that you are still my best buddy (as you would say) and even though your an ass at times... its ok. haha. keep your head up kiddo life is more than the sum of its parts. you know how we do.
keep it real rod. keep it real.

the united states of mount sims....

[rabidninja]

lisa... you are incredibly intuitive. i don't know how you figured it out, but yeah... i have a huge crush on mike. i gorge on hot pockets at night to induce mike related dreams. what started as a nightly habit has quickly taken over my day. please don't be mad.

all joking aside, i'm glad we are still best buddies. and you know it makes my day when you call me out. as far as i'm concerned you don't call me out enough, but i know you're busy. just remember that the words might not always be kind, but they're never meant to make you feel alone, just to stand up to you. or to stand up for you for that matter.

i'll keep it real, but you better be alone.

there can be only one

[totallytightfit]

i think you guys might be mistaken on the best buddy thing.

but really, what would i know about that.

Re: there can be only one

[dancelike_whoa]

don't be jealous jon paul.

i could never take your place in rod's heart. i swear if he wasn't straight... er... if you weren't straight, he'd go gay for you... now thats love.

edit: it might just be because im asian, go figure.

[anonymous]

I always thought you were cool.