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rabidninja

i can only hope this drives you crazy...

Oct 22, 2004 16:28

stupid cake donuts,
they called my name from the fridge,
and made me do it!!!!!!

this could be serious...

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secretblog November 7 2004, 07:50:17 UTC

i love yr haikus.
basho would appreciate.
but too bad. he's dead.

Hi! rabidninja November 7 2004, 19:54:28 UTC

basho isn't dead,
he came over just last night,
we watched kill bill twice.

Re: Hi! secretblog November 7 2004, 23:34:05 UTC

which did he prefer?
and did he like that Pai Mei,
that caricature?

Re: Hi! rabidninja November 8 2004, 01:55:19 UTC

pai mei hates the "japs,"
that pissed basho off a bit,
he threw the remote.

Re: Hi! secretblog November 8 2004, 02:58:53 UTC

I could've guessed that.
did he lose your batteries?
make him buy new ones.

fortunately.... rabidninja November 8 2004, 04:34:43 UTC

no batteries lost,
but he broke the back cover,
so now it's taped on.

Re: fortunately.... secretblog November 8 2004, 23:40:25 UTC

all's well that ends well.
hey, does basho know shakespeare?
is he alive, too?

Re: fortunately.... rabidninja November 9 2004, 06:22:13 UTC

they met a while back,
but will's no good with accents,
he kept saying "what?".

Re: fortunately.... rabidninja November 10 2004, 19:09:14 UTC

hey!!! where did you go?
come back here and play with me,
i was having fun.

Re: fortunately.... secretblog November 10 2004, 22:22:48 UTC

i'm still here, thank god.
just not as quick on my toes!
i laughed a lot, though.

and finished something
BIG: my first book manuscript.
done at one a.m.

now i'm back on track.
i loved Shakespeare but dumped him
once for a woman.

poor willy rabidninja November 11 2004, 05:58:12 UTC

oh freaky deaky,
couldn't get your fill with will,
so you went lesbo!!!

that happened to me,
i got ditched by a girl once,
'cause she liked a chick.

congrats on the book,
is it about a weird boy,
that writes dumb haiku's?

because it should be,
everyone would read the thing,
and i'd be famous.

Re: poor willy secretblog November 11 2004, 16:47:39 UTC

in literature,
i like women better
than those old white guys

but who can blame me?
will doesn't feel that badly.
he has all the schools.

you can't be that dumb
if basho hangs out with you
and teaches you form!

Re: poor willy rabidninja November 12 2004, 03:04:11 UTC

very impressive,
your haiku powers are strong,
this makes me happy.

and you seem cool too,
i am going to add you,
and you should add me.

i have to study,
there is an exam tuesday,
oh... basho says "Hi!"

Re: poor willy secretblog November 12 2004, 04:07:14 UTC

the haiku powers
are strong with this one. jedi!
we have Haiku Force.

give basho my love
and kisses. I will add you
when i find out how.

i'm new to LJ;
so new, in fact, I have that
new blog smell. it's true!

Re: poor willy secretblog November 17 2004, 03:40:46 UTC

this time you dropped it!
just don't go to the Dark Side.
they'll lop off your hand!

i'm back... rabidninja November 17 2004, 16:27:09 UTC

i'm sorry buddy,
i've been a bit down lately,
getting better though.

school is really hard,
i like a girl i can't have,
the usual stuff.

but i will spare you,
since you are new to lj,
so you don't run off.

i want chinese food,
some steamed veggies and white rice,
with no msg.

yeah, the dark side sucks,
the rebels have better style,
just look at lukes hair.

k-bye

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