Aug 07, 2003 00:50
Judge Judy = Stupid, supreme bitch. I will rip out my eyes before watching her show, and if I ever run into her I shall yank handfuls of her hair out before beating her face to a bloody bloody pulp. Assuming pulp can come from such a hard angular bitch of a face. *takes deep calming breath*
Judge Mabeline Ephriam ESQ from Divorce Court = Intelligent, fair woman who is also amusing while not being cruel and hateful. I quite enjoy this show and watch it daily.
I'm also addicted to those stupid trashy dating shows: Blind Date, Shipmates, The 5th Wheel. And a fairly local (as in the Dallas area, but some of the cheaters makes trips here to Louisiana for the casinos) one called Cheaters where they follow someone who's been set up to catch them cheating. The wronged partner confronts them usually coming out of a restaurant, theater, casino or after a rendevous in some shabby hotel and/or apartment. Pathetic hilarity ensues....
And finally: The Jeff Corwin show. He's awesome....
I have nothing witty to add. Sorry.
Edit: I also enjoyed the now defunct Moral Court, presided over by Larry Elder.
Mike: Fittz, Judge Texas Justice is fair, bold, and SPICY. But he's also incredibly annoying.
There's a few other African American judges of which I dont watch their show because I never catch it. Joe Brown? The other wears glasses and now has new sassy commercials. Who is the other?
And of course, that chick who's now the judge for The People's Court. She didnt bother me, but recently her commercials have revolved around her being a mother. But also tough... that's stupid. She's a JUDGE, stop trying to throw the maternal angle onto it.
Wapner now is on Animal Planet, handling animal cases.
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