hilarious relic from times past
I was studiously working away on my animation homework, and was sketching examples in a random old sketchbook that I pulled out of my closet at random. In true Allison fashion, I had stuck a random piece of paper inside of it that just floated out, obviously the work of a group of young ladies very hyped up on sugar. It appears to be a group project. The contents are too bizarre for me not to share.
"Jaime, Fat, in chair, at party with donuts, assorted.
Jaime sits in a chair. Jaime rubs donuts on herself suggestively.
"Hey Big Guy, I've made a mess, don't you just wanna clean me up."
"You'll never guess what I can do with chocolate sauce. I'll give you a hint, it includes me putting it down my throat."
"I've got sprinkles down my bra...don't you just wanna, eat them.:
"Oh...Oh god, damn...Lisa! LISA! I've made a mess of a totally different kind."
[other side of the page]
"hey big guy...wanna come up to my room? I've got a whole box of doughnuts and a whole case of dental damns. Don't you just want to go down on me while I eat all those luscious doughnuts?"
"you know what? I bet I have more than one *wink*"
"Ohhhhhh...now I'm all glazed and sticky (delicious)..."
"I've got chocolate body paint stashed on my body somewhere...wanna strip search me? I'll give you a hint...its in my tuckus!" [this one is my favorite]
"Ouh...my chocolate mustache is so rich and tastey...don't you just want to eat it off me?" "
Jaime...I apologize. Both for writing it in the first place and now for posting it. Buuuut it is so ridiculous and has so little to do with the actual you that I don't feel bad.
"Jaime, Fat, in chair, at party with donuts, assorted.
Jaime sits in a chair. Jaime rubs donuts on herself suggestively.
"Hey Big Guy, I've made a mess, don't you just wanna clean me up."
"You'll never guess what I can do with chocolate sauce. I'll give you a hint, it includes me putting it down my throat."
"I've got sprinkles down my bra...don't you just wanna, eat them.:
"Oh...Oh god, damn...Lisa! LISA! I've made a mess of a totally different kind."
[other side of the page]
"hey big guy...wanna come up to my room? I've got a whole box of doughnuts and a whole case of dental damns. Don't you just want to go down on me while I eat all those luscious doughnuts?"
"you know what? I bet I have more than one *wink*"
"Ohhhhhh...now I'm all glazed and sticky (delicious)..."
"I've got chocolate body paint stashed on my body somewhere...wanna strip search me? I'll give you a hint...its in my tuckus!" [this one is my favorite]
"Ouh...my chocolate mustache is so rich and tastey...don't you just want to eat it off me?" "
Jaime...I apologize. Both for writing it in the first place and now for posting it. Buuuut it is so ridiculous and has so little to do with the actual you that I don't feel bad.