Nah, you're in perfect health for being pregnant; Mary Sue's can't get sick while they're pregnant. Or anything else that may cause problems to the unborn babe. *hands her a chicken dinner topped with gummi horses*
Babe? How do we know it's just one? What if I have Siamese quintuplets and we have to peel an Elrond off the couch to help tend to them? Or are the Elronds not big healers, anymore? Who should I ask for help? I'm so confused.
*picks apart a blueberry muffin smothered in sour cream*
You never know. I am a Mary Sue, after all, and we haven't a clue who the father might be. Or is that fathers? Can a Mary Sue be impregnated by more than one man? Aren't there a few Legolas fictives running around carrying Aragorn's baby or some such? If that's possible, then who's to say I'm not carrying your baby, and Erry's and my darling's? The rules for fictional pregnancy are so ... skewed.
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You'd think with the way I'm eating I'm feeding more than two people.
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Nah, you're in perfect health for being pregnant; Mary Sue's can't get sick while they're pregnant. Or anything else that may cause problems to the unborn babe. *hands her a chicken dinner topped with gummi horses*
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Babe? How do we know it's just one? What if I have Siamese quintuplets and we have to peel an Elrond off the couch to help tend to them? Or are the Elronds not big healers, anymore? Who should I ask for help? I'm so confused.
*shrugs and keeps eating*
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*gulps* *clunks*
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You never know. I am a Mary Sue, after all, and we haven't a clue who the father might be. Or is that fathers? Can a Mary Sue be impregnated by more than one man? Aren't there a few Legolas fictives running around carrying Aragorn's baby or some such? If that's possible, then who's to say I'm not carrying your baby, and Erry's and my darling's? The rules for fictional pregnancy are so ... skewed.
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The Mysterious Triplets of Arda...
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What if it's not triplets?! What if it's quintuplets or ... or sextuplets or septuplets and are those even words?!
*weeps*
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....
O.O!!!!!
*clunk*
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*blinks*
*picks up Gofi and sets him in her lap, stroking his feathers as she dries her tears*
Sorry ...
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No no no. It's not you honey. It's just ... *sniffle* ... hormones. That's all. Don't be upset. Shhh, sweetheart. It's not your fault.
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I should be used to this by now, you'd think...with Erry just going through it...
*nuzzles her leg*
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